yeet-fucking-haw
another shitty twilight blog
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listen. it's not my fault I got caught up in this twilight renaissance but I'll be damned if I dont drag everyone down with me. follows from @gladimetyouangeles Raemi. 24. Worlds Best Dad and catmom
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yeet-fucking-haw · 1 year ago
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not being a vampire is severely holding me back
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yeet-fucking-haw · 2 years ago
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yeet-fucking-haw · 2 years ago
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vampire period discourse this vampire cum discourse that. where is my "does the vampire transformation un-circumcise you" discourse
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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edward in midnight sun: I Want To Kill This Human Girl And These Are All The Reasons I Can Get Away With It 😠
bella in twilight: hehe after school i came home to make lasagna and read jane austen 😅💙
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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So in Midnight Sun Edward often refers to Bella’s skin as “translucent” and I know Smeyer means Bella  has like perfect poreless skin or some shit but all I can picture is this
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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Whoever thought it was a good idea to teach me photo editing skills when a twilight book was coming out has made a huge mistake
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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Wandering is what I do best
Instagram // YouTube
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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rosalie styling bella’s hair for the wedding was 100% a setup :/
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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Gil Birmingham as Billy Black in The Twilight Saga (2008–2012) 
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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Through all these little things, I was able to add the most important quality to my list, the most revealing of them all, as simple as it was rare. Bella was good. 
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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Is it possible that everything is true? The fairytales and horror stories… Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane?
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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rosalie running over edward in the volvo because she doesn’t want to mess up her BMW
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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Twilight au where Bella and Edward don't bond over a Linkin Park album, but instead over a Hannah Montana soundtrack.
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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Do you think he asked Bella to fart just so he could remember the sound?
that girl consumes so many dairy products there’s no way anyone around her could ever forget the sound of flatulence
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yeet-fucking-haw · 4 years ago
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