yeehawbrothers

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rafayel the type to say “this one’s for you” before taking a shot and then miss

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it's easier to apply for jobs than ever! so what if you lost your insurance, anyone can get a job these days, even without meds. everyone is hiring! there's a "good employee" shortage!

well you just need to revamp your resume, here's a paid app subscription that can read it for you. rewrite the cover letter they won't read. google jobs in my area and then scrawl through Monster/Indeed/worbly. did you want to save the search? this was posted 98 days ago. over 1 billion applicants! this position is trending.

jobs i actively like doing and get paid for. your search returned no results. easy-apply with HireSpin! easy apply with SparkFire! easy apply with PenisFlash! with a few short clicks, get your information stolen.

watch out! the first 98 links on google are actually scams! they're false postings. oopsie. that business isn't even hiring. that other one is closed permanently. find one that looks halfway legit, google the company and the word "careers". go to their page. scroll past brightly-lit diversity stock photo JOIN US white sans serif. we are a unique, fresh, client-focused stock value capitalism. we are committed to excellence and selling your soul on ebay. we are DRIVEN with POWER to INNOVATE our greed. yippee! our company has big values of divisive decision making, sucking our dicks, and hating work-life balances. our values are to piss in your mouth. sign here and tell us if you have gender issues so we can get ahead of the sexual harassment claim. are you hispanic although let's be real we threw out the resume when we saw your last name.

sign up to LinkHub to access updates from this company. make a HirePlus account to apply. download the PoundLink app. your account has been created, click the link we sent you in 15 minutes. upload that resume. we didn't read the resume, manually fill in the lines now. what is your expected pay grade. oh actually we want hungry people, not people driven by a salary. cut a zero off that number, buddy, this is about opportunity, and we need to be thrifty. highest level of education. autofill is glitching. here is an AI generated set of questions. what is your favorite part of our sexy, sexy company. how do you resolve conflict. will you get our company logo tattooed on your person. warning: while our CEO is guilty of wage theft, we will absolutely refuse to hire a nonviolent felon.

thank you for your interest at WEEBLIX. we actually already filled this position internally. we actually never had that posting. we actually needed you to have 9 years of experience and since you have 10 years we think it might be too many? we'll be texting you. we'll email you. we'll keep your resume. definitely absolutely we won't just completely ignore you. look at your phone, there's already a spam text from Bethany@stealyouridentity. they're hiring!

wait, did you get an interview? well that's special, aren't you lucky. out of 910 jobs you applied to, one answered, finally. and funny story! actually the position isn't exactly as advertised, we are looking for someone curious and dedicated. it's sort of more managerial. no, the pay doesn't change - you won't have any leadership title. now take this 90 minute assessment. in order to be a dog groomer, we need you to explain cell biology. in order to be a copyeditor, write a tiny dissertation about the dwindling supply of helium on the planet. answer our riddles three. great job! we just need to push this up to Tracy in HR who will send it to Rodney who is actually in charge. and then of course it's jay's decision and then greg will need to see you naked and if you survive you'll be given a drug test and a full anal examination.

and of course you'll be hungry this whole time, aren't you, months and months of the same shit. months of no insurance, no meds, no funding, barely able to afford the internet and the phone and the rent - all things you need in order to even apply for our thing. but do it again! do it again and again and again, until you flip inside out and turn into a being of pure dread!

you're not hired yet because you're lazy. there's over one million AI-generated hallucinated jobs in your area. don't worry. with zipruiter, hiring and firing is easier than ever. sign up. stay on-call.

in the meantime, little peon - why don't you just fucking suffer.

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Basically how my first game with him went

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oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.

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can’t be caught reposting freaky shi cause bro stalks my account 😔

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I feel like plushies come alive under low light. Look at the way her eyes are illuminated! There's a little bit of magic in that border between light and dark.

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bring back desperate longing 2025

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*cursing in cat* 🐈 (part 2 of this)

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tfw ur wife turns into a cat 🐈 (based on this cute fic by @pseudowho )

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"Girls like it when men ignore em"

LIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I WANT THAT MAN OBSESSED WITH ME

I WANT HIM THINKING ABOUT ME LIKE A PRAYER, EVERY BREATH, EVERY MOVE, EVERY CHOICE HE MAKES ANCHORED TO ME. I WANT HIM LOSING SLEEP BECAUSE THE IDEA OF ME IS TOO LOUD IN HIS HEAD TO LET HIM REST. I WANT HIM TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS—LIKE THE WORLD COULD BURN TO ASHES AROUND US AND HE WOULDN’T CARE AS LONG AS I’M STILL STANDING THERE.

I WANT HIM TO SPEAK MY NAME LIKE IT’S SACRED, TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I HOLD THE UNIVERSE IN MY HANDS. TO BE HAUNTED BY THE SOUND OF MY LAUGH, THE TRACE OF MY SCENT ON HIS SKIN, THE MEMORY OF MY TOUCH. I WANT HIS OBSESSION TO BORDER ON MADNESS, TO FEEL ME IN EVERY PART OF HIM LIKE A HUNGER HE CAN’T EVER SATISFY.

I WANT TO BE HIS FIRST THOUGHT

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the love of my life fr

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Would rather games unlimited but no games or bacon

tough choice.

bacon for sure

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I feel like plushies come alive under low light. Look at the way her eyes are illuminated! There's a little bit of magic in that border between light and dark.

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combo of the two text messages after defeating Mr Beanie and Heartbreaker stage 9.

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[yeehawbrothers]

pick your player! youtuber!Nanami x cosplayer!Reader

youtuber!Nanami who only started making videos of product reviews after buying some shitty speaker for his work laptop that didn't deserve a single one of the 4.8 stars it received online, only intending to upload a few here and there after purchasing something that failed to match its description

youtuber!Nanami who isn't entirely unaware of the audience he attracts, responding politely to each (incredibly thirsty) comment left with a curt thank you, but is oblivious to how each interaction only encourages them more

youtuber!Nanami who starts getting sent items (and fanmail) for his reviews, his occasional weekend hobby turning into a second job, and eventually, his full time occupation, thanks to his growing army of fans (and Gojo)

youtuber!Nanami who checks his direct messages one afternoon to see something he hadn't before - a scalding paragraph insulting him for leaving a terrible review for some sewing machine he refused to recommend in his newest video on a few days ago, insisting that if he had actually bothered learning how to use it, he wouldn't of had any issues

youtuber!Nanami who can feel the crease forming between his brow, fighting a frown when he replies back as politely as possible that he does know how to use one, and it's not his fault if something is poorly designed

youtuber!Nanami who can admit when he's wrong (but only if he's actually is), bickering back-and-forth with you until you call him an unethical asshole who can't even do the bare minimum amount of research before reviewing a product

youtuber!Nanami who clicks on your profile to find it's filled with photos of you in heavy makeup and clearly custom-made costumes, with a link leading to a much smaller channel than his own, although your latest video dated a week ago was a review and tutorial for the same sewing machine

youtuber!Nanami who watches the whole thing, the first little pricks of doubt itching at the back of his brain when you so easily explain away all the things he complained about, showing off your skills working on some intricately-designed dress and offering a kind smile at the camera while you did it

youtuber!Nanami who already feels bad before he scrolls down to the comments just to see insane accusations and insults all intermingled with his name from fans who must've found your video first and spread it around just because what? you simply had a different opinion than him?

youtuber!Nanami who deletes his review first - although he doesn't know how to repair the damage without accidentally inciting even more hate towards you

youtuber!Nanami who is about to apologize directly to you just to discover you blocked him

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