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they’re called rabbits when they’re underground and they’re called bunnies when they break out from the earths crust
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Things going well is pretty nice and all but by god does it decimate your excuses. You'll be sleepy at work and be like "by god, I'm not even besieged by the horrors currently. I just need to go to bed earlier."
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obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it's getting gently stroked on the head
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why is mike tyson hopping out of a two decade retirement to fight jake paul
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Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?
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The thing about small towns is people who don’t live there will tell you they’re safe and quiet and people who do live there will tell you the average persons hobbies include owning illegal weapons and being a functional meth addict and somehow every street has some sort of horrifying unsolved murder however the police are too busy walking into walls and contaminating crime scenes and playing candy crush on their phones to look into it. And despite all of this you’re still probably fine spending hours in an empty abandoned park in the middle of the night
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grow up guys, just drink some water
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“If your Grace truly believes that women lack the wit to rule, plainly you have no further need of me.”
Alysanne Targaryen, the woman that you are 🙌
Please do not repost without my permission!
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what’s meant for me will find me yes but I also have to meet it halfway and encourage it to happen so it does
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i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!
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man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside
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