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if all you care about is food then i guess i can drop off some snacks for you before i make my way over to saudi. save the big fancy meals for later when i get back.
you came to me first sweetheart and i know what i want so the real question is : what do you want?
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you came to me first sweetheart and i know what i want so the real question is : what do you want?
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can't believe i actually agree with you on something , kid.
mark briscoe deserves better. wtf.
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she's pretty fucking gorgeous. can't blame you there buddy. bark away.
If you hear barking, itโs not Brody. Itโs me because Queen Aminata.
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hey , i never said you couldn't beat me up too ... pretty confident the both of you could kick my ass all around the globe and not break a single sweat. i know far better than to hate on either one of you , hell might even join in on whoever does so they most certainly know better.
you know i did have a funny idea in my head to copy and paste 'daddy god' a bunch of times just to see what would happen but then in the back of my mind i realized that if i did that then i am pretty sure your sister would haunt and beat me up and i know better than to anger her.
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you want a solid answer or something ?? no i was not ghosting you , just got a little busy is all . couldn't ghost you if i tried , not that i wanted to anyway.
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oh for sure , a man would have be completely and utterly brainless to ever ghost you. thankfully though , you're talking to a very smart man who knows better than to pass on an opportunity that lasts only once in a lifetime.
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ghosted ? you ?? i would never ghost a pretty lady such as yourself. i got way more manners than that.
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you know i did have a funny idea in my head to copy and paste 'daddy god' a bunch of times just to see what would happen but then in the back of my mind i realized that if i did that then i am pretty sure your sister would haunt and beat me up and i know better than to anger her.
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you are absolutely no fun ... what if i do it for free ?? that way we just have to deal with the massive headache tomorrow. it's all about the present now anyway.
now that i'm changed, i can have that cocktail i've been wanting to get my hands on. & i won't try to out-drink anyone tonight. last time i did, i had to give someone thirty dollars with a massive headache.
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reallaknight : trust me kid , i ' m no hero ...
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allow me to also throw my characters ( cathy, chelsea, bron, calyx and of course shaun ) into the mix for event plot calls!
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you just got to the big leagues and already you're missing the minors .... ??
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i could've given you those too .... but since you aren't agreeing then i'll just take my business elsewhere . i'm sure you and i will both find suitable arrangements .
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you looking for someone who doesn't snore or bother your sleep then look no further ... i'll even throw in a free show since being able to share a room with yours truly means a free chance to look at me.
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people see you and think they can sneak past ??? i question the stability of some of these people .... love them but some of them aren't so bright. show them a video of us at the gym and i'm sure once they spot how much you dead lift they might think twice , or not at all.
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