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“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

“Um...Mister Scott. I am not meaning to interrupt, but I think that the propulsion engines of the shuttle craft are not designed to be tampered with. It is wery possible that that may be because they do not want you to...” Something the chief engineer did sent sparks flying into the air, and Pavel ducked, protecting his face his the padd he was holding, “...break anything!”
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My muse is dead. Tell me how yours is dealing with it.

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send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not.

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Send a symbol for my muse’s reaction to yours...

A mix of SFW and NSFW.

☆ - Knocking on their door at 3AM. ☼ - Waking them up by crawling on top of them. ✂ - Declaring a desire to sever their friendship/relationship/etc. ☞ - Saying “I love you”. ❀ - Pulling them into a tight embrace whilst crying.

♚ - Pushing them into a wall and kissing them with passion. ● - Kissing their fingertips.

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“Don’t panic.”

"I am not panicking! See, this is me, totally not panicking!" He takes in another few fast paced breaths, looking at her with big round eyes. "...Maybe I am panicking, but just a little bit?" @nonxnocere

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Pavel could see her frustration and his expression quickly softened into a mixture of understanding and regret. "Don't worry, most humans do not know how to play Chapayev either. It is a wery Russian game, generally only people from Russia or the places where the old earth empire 'USSR' stretched to usually play it. You will get the hang of it eventually, it is harder to explain than it is to play once you understand how it works!"

He resets the pieces for both of them, placing the pieces back at either end of the board. "My mother taught me, she is a mean player - no one in the town could beat her! I will let you start, unless you want me to go first instead?"

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 Saavik sighed a little, not being able to help the frustration that leaked into her eyes at the the mere thought of trying to understand something new. Board games didn’t come easy to her unless it was chess. Back on Vulcan nobody really had time for any recreational activities and Saavik was only now getting used to playing games and going out to dinner with friends just for the fun of it. She had to admit that it was nice, but she still wasn’t used to it. She watches the younger boy with avid interest, trying to pick up the moves of the game just by watching him. 

“Okay now I get it, so we just keep moving our game pieces until we reach the end of the board…” That seemed simple enough, but there had to be some kind of a catch. A game could not be this easy to win. “I bet you loved playing this as a child!” She smiled over at him softly.

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😱 - cleverlittlefcx

"Это пиздец..." Pavel murmured to himself, after all it was true and talking to himself might just be the only thing keeping him conscious right now. He hasn't looked down at his chest in a while, but his hands still feel hot and sticky, which means he's still losing blood. This had been a scientific away mission, but things had quickly gone to hell when it turned out that the Klingons had recently claimed this planet for the empire and weren't to pleased to see federation officers on 'their' soil. Their security detail had consisted of one officer, everyone else was otherwise unarmed, they hadn't stood a chance. He had called for backup, but there had been no response - possibly the Klingons were somehow blocking the signal and they weren't expected back for hours, so it was likely no one on the ship knew anything was wrong. He didn't have hours, he had minutes at best, but he couldn't think about that now, he had to keep talking. He'd left his channel open, maybe something would get through, maybe. Chekov kept staring up at the silent sky and quietly began to chant. "Звездолет построим сами, понеcëмся над планеты. понеcëмся над галактик, а потом вернёмся к маме." He's still murmuring into his communicator when he hears footsteps coming towards him, and he closes his eyes, expecting to hear a disruptor powering up to fire any second. After all, Klingons don't leave survivors.@cleverlittlefcx[[tw; blood. Translation 1: This is messed up. Translation 2: Build a spaceship for yourself, fly it over the planets. Fly it over the galaxies, and then go back home to mother. (Based on an actual Russian nursery rhyme about an airplane)]]

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Please reblog this if you’re someone who would be interested in roleplaying polyamorous relationships.

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Please reblog this if it is okay to send you memes a few hours after you reblogged them. So timezones/work do not lock out some people of meme fun

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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy sentence starters

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” “My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.” “Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.” “Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.” “Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?” “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” “Listen, three eyes don’t you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.” “Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.” “Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich.” “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” “Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.” “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” “Don’t panic.”

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Do you have a list of au's for people with disabled muses?

“Hey do you know when– oh you’re deaf? Okay cool, uhm, ‘time train arrive you know when? Correct?’” AU

Character A uses a mobility device, and while on using the elevator up to their apartment/class/office/etc., the elevator gets stuck and Character A is now in very close quarters with Character B until somebody can come get the two of them out.

Characters A and B both utilize American Sign Language, which comes in very handy when the two of them want to spill juicy gossip in the middle of a busy coffee shop. Character C is a barista who knows ASL and they’re secretly very invested in Character A and Character B’s drama.

“Hey, weird question, but I think I left my arm at your house last night? I remember taking it off, so could you look and see if it’s around anywhere?” AU

Character A was born legally blind, and through a friend of a friend, Character A learns about Character B, who recently became blind/visually impaired. Though Character B is working with a Blind and Vision Rehabilitation Center, they feel like they really need a friend who they can talk to…maybe somebody like Character A.

“Babe, I’m going to have to cancel our date. I’m having a really bad chronic pain day and I honestly need to stay home. Could we possibly have a quiet date night at my place?” AU

Because of their missing limb(s), Character A has learned how to modify their own clothes – everything from gym clothes to clubbing outfits –so that they’re easier to wear. Character B is an amputee and they ask Character A for sewing lessons so that they can also learn how to modify their clothing.

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"Of course, a gravitational wave this large would have caused space-time to warp around it, the system for aligning the crystals relies on everything occupying the same point in time - it would play havoc with any linear system!" He taps excitedly on the screen, looking for any other reports of unusual activity on the ship, quickly finding a list of seemingly unlinked events except for the fact that they all corresponded to exactly the same time. "This sort of disruption would only usually be caused by two supermassive black holes colliding, but our sensors would have picked up some other sign that they were there, not forgetting the upheaval it would cause to their system. If it's not organic and somebody has managed to harness this...we're looking at a weapon which could bring down entire fleets of starships, without any way of shielding from attack."

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“I think we are going to be needing a bigger magnet.” Pavel replied, looking forlornly at the chart in front of him. “Scotty was telling me you might be able to help me. See here.” He dragged a signal across the screen and enlarged it so she could see. “This is a waveform diagram of grawitational radiation which the science department picked up when we were passing the Zeta-12 system. Mr. Spock thinks it is just…background noise, but have you ever seen a pattern like this? I have run every cross check I can think of, but it does not match any known phenomenon I have ever heard of. I have tried running simulations, but by all accounts this should not work, an object that is able to create such large waves in space time whilst not emitting any other radiation it is…almost impossible!”

“No-” Azha replied immediately, glancing between the chart and the PADD that was settled in her lap. “Yeah, yeah. ‘Course he did.” She snorted, Scotty was giving her weird assignments (or making her crawl through vents because he couldn’t reach, but that was another story). She ran her finger along the screen and then pointed up at the screen before kneeling on the stool she had been sitting on, “Look at this here-” Azha flicked an image on her PADD up onto the screen beside the diagram, “We were experiencing interference with the matter-antimatter reactions, getting it to process through the crystals was a pain in the ass right around…” She jabbed her finger into the screen where one of the anomalies was highlighted, “Right around this point in time. If something was emitting those waves it would have messed with all of the systems. I’ve never seen anything like that- the data checks out, and I trust your calculations. What the hell are they hiding?”

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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⚄ ~ Saavik

"Нет, нет, черт возьми! Not like this. I will explain to you again. This is Chapayev, not draughts. You fire a piece at my side. If you knock my piece off, you get another go. If you miss or your piece leaves the board, it is my turn. If your piece turns over when you fire it, it becomes a traitor and is now my piece." As he explains the game, Pavel does the actions he's describing, showing her what he means so he can't be misunderstood. "Once one of us has lost all our pieces, it is the end of the round and the winner gets to move their pieces forward one space. The aim of the game is to reach the other side of the board before the other person can. It is simple - children play this in Russia!"@faciingfears[[translation: No, no, God have mercy on me! (Literally Devil take me but it's the same sentiment)]]

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Ask muse how good they are at..

💋 - kissing 👼 - babysitting 🍛 - cooking 💃 - dancing 🎭 - acting/performing arts 🍻 - tolerating alcohol 😠 - managing with their temper 📝- planning and following their plan 🎤- singing 🙊 - keeping secrets 🌷- taking care of plants/pets 😈 - manipulating with others 🏊 - swimming 😂 - telling jokes 📰 - keeping track of world news 📚 - worlds history knowledge ⌚- keeping track of time 💪 - staying fit 😏 - lying 🚗 - driving a car 👗 - dressing with style 🔮 - magic 🔪 - melee weapons 🔫 - ranged weapons 💞 - expressing their feelings 😓 - acknowledging mistakes 🎺 - playing an instrument 🎁 - making gifts ✊ - keeping promises