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the sillies!!

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Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

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oh no! you are always welcome in my humble establishment!

Can I come work at someone else's office for a little while? A certain necromancer has shown up and is waxing/ranting in a philosophical nature about the horrors of love, I do not want to be here :)

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rest in peace, boys. i miss you a lot.

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aha!! after some recovery i have made you a thing!!! take that, charlatan!

while i am sick, i think i would like to do some calligraphy! i know i'd like to do something for @drbarty ...

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This might sound dystopian but this is actually really cool cremations are really bad for the environment so if we can make them eco friendly we’ll be able to do a lot of good

Plus it’s renewable because well people die every day

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while i am sick, i think i would like to do some calligraphy! i know i'd like to do something for @drbarty ...

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i have officially caught the plague!!

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rats can drive cars btw. if u even care

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one of my rats bit me on the nose and finger . she is okay , don't worry !

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oh we have five (5) rats now!!

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He’ll do it don’t test him!!!

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Yes. Yes they did.

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one of my rats passed semi-recently. :(

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pov: a goth dude with some whack ass bird beak mask comes up to you and asks if you want some herbs. and you, non the wiser, thinking him to be but a seller of the devil’s lettuce, say sure. he opens his coat jacket to reveal rosemary, parsley, sage, and lavender. you, being the plebeian with unbalanced humors that you are, are confused. the bird man, realizing that you are not the esteemed intellectual he perceived you to be, is disappointed. the crows watching from afar cast a disapproving gaze, for they too are not pleased. you begin to wonder, are the goths alright? and the answer is no, they’ve turned feral.

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DAMN GIRL YOU RADIATE AN OMINOUS AND SINISTER ENERGY TODAY