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nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time
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this is going around twitter and i thought it'd be a fun little thing to bond over
in the tags as usual
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*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
#when i was like.6 i found my water bottle in my closet where i had lost it a year prior#took a swig. poison! it was completely black with mold
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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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