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They need a hand signal to let a car know you want them to run you over
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anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library
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he would 100% have a pink flip phone, maybe even bedazzled
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DAY 3 - COELACANTH
Once thought to be extinct at the Cretaceous period, the coelacanth are alive and well and can live up to 100 years old, and mature at age 55!
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I just accidentally discovered that there's a subreddit for people who take pictures of their lego creations, while nude. So there'll be a guy giving a thumbs up next to some big Technic Sportscar, and his donger is just flaccidly hanging out behind it.
Humans. You guys will never stop surprising and amusing me.
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6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago
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6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago
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6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago
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btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.
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is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do
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