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[yanderesareneat]

H (any), O1, S2, or W3 for Blue. Take your pick! Bonus points if you can match two of them into one scenario but ofc it's not required

*Cracks knuckles* Challenge accepted.

You sighed and plopped your bag down. It had been a long day, and you were looking forward to warming up some quick food and passing out. Yawning, you stepped into the kitchen, wondering what you could make quickly, and-

Screamed when you saw what was waiting for you. Someone was in your home. Someone you had never met. A skeleton monster, wearing a suit and tie with sky blue accents. He was sitting at your table, which had been laid out with a delicious looking meal. The whole scene was lit with candles, casting an eerie glow across the skeleton's round face.

"AH, YOU'RE FINALLY HOME, DEAR!" The skeleton stood up, his deep, booming voice shocking you back to reality.

"What the-who are you? Why are you in my home?" As you spoke, you tried to back out of the room, moving slowly and praying he wouldn't notice.

The skeleton grinned. There was something dark behind that smile. "SILLY THING, IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY! HOW COULD YOU FORGET?" He lifted a hand, and you were frozen in your tracks. "THERE ISN'T A SINGLE THING I DON'T REMEMBER ABOUT YOU~"

He made a "come hither" motion, and you were dragged along the ground towards the empty chair. You tried to fight against it, but it was as if gravity itself was working against you, pulling you closer and closer to the maniac in your house.

You were forced into the chair, and once again, there was nothing you could do to get out of it. You growled and glared up at the skeleton. "What the fuck do you want?"

"WHY, I JUST WANT TO ENJOY A MEAL WITH YOU! LIKE I SAID, IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY! I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEAL, I MADE ALL YOUR FAVORITES!" Indeed, the plates were filled with some of your favorite foods. How the fuck did he know this?? "NOW...ARE YOU GOING TO BEHAVE, OR DO I HAVE TO FEED YOU?~" A sky blue tongue ran over his teeth, and you shuddered. As much as you didn't want to eat this, you also didn't want him to feed you.

"H-how do I know it's not poisoned?" you demanded.

The skeleton put a hand on his chest, like you had wounded him. "I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU! YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?" He looked so innocent, but you knew you couldn't trust him. Your glare apparently broke him, because he suddenly smirked like you two were sharing a joke. As if humoring you, he took a small bite from each thing on your plate. "THERE, NOW YOU KNOW."

Well...you were hungry. And obviously it wasn't poisoned if he ate it...The magic holding you down loosened, and you were able to pick up your silverware. You cautiously began to eat. It was good! You eagerly scarfed down the food, despite your misgivings.

"THERE, SEE? I WORKED HARD TO MAKE THESE, IT WOULD BE A SHAME FOR ALL THIS FOOD TO GO TO WASTE!" The skeleton grinned and began to eat his own food.

After a few minutes of awkward silence, you took a deep breath. "...Who are you?" you finally asked.

"HEHEH, WELL, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD INTRODUCE MYSELF." The sky blue lights in his eye sockets were heart shaped. He folded his hands under his chin, the eye lights not moving away from you. "I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR A YEAR, AFTER ALL, EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME. MY NAME IS LUCKY."

A chill ran down your spine. "A...a year?"

"YES, LOVE, AND IN THAT TIME, I'VE LEARNED EVERYTHING I CAN ABOUT YOU~" Lucky leaned closer, the candlelight making his skull seem impossibly sharp. "YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC...YOUR SCHEDULE...YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY...AND I JUST CAN'T KEEP AWAY ANY LONGER!"

You once again began fighting the magic holding you down. This...this stalker was clearly insane!

The skeleton took a steeling breath, then took a sip of his drink. His eyelights were back to small dots. "ANYWAY...IS THE FOOD GOOD? IS THIS OKAY? DID I DO WELL? IT TOOK QUITE A BIT OF WORK TO MAKE IT SO YOU WOULDN'T TASTE THE SLEEPING PILLS."

Immediately, your mouth went dry. "S...sleeping pills?" There was a weight in your stomach, and your hands started to shake.

"DON'T WORRY, NOT A LETHAL DOSE, OF COURSE! BUT YOU ATE ENOUGH THAT IT SHOULD BE TAKING EFFECT ANY MOMENT NOW." Lucky took another bite from his plate, before standing up and stalking around the table. Your eyelids seemed to be getting heavier, but you fought to stay awake.

You struggled, even as your limbs grew weaker. There was no getting out of this. But you weren't going down without a fight. You growled, gathered the last of your strength, and-

Spit right in Lucky's face.

His smile twitched a bit, but he just calmly wiped it off with his napkin. "NICE TRY, DEAREST, BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND." His eyelights once again changed to little hearts, and his smile widened. It almost looked like his face was going to split in half.

"NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO TO ME, I'LL WORSHIP THE VERY GROUND YOU WALK ON. THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO LOVE SOMEONE!"

You tried to struggle, but you were quickly losing consciousness. Lucky placed a gloved hand on your cheek, thumb swiping across your cheekbone gently. "JUST SLEEP, MY DEAR. WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU WILL BE SAFELY AT HOME WITH ME~"

The last thing you saw as your eyelids shut was the skeleton, standing up and straightening his tie. You felt his arms wrap around you and lift you into the air. Just as you lost consciousness, Lucky's teeth pressed to your forehead. "I Will See You Soon, My Love~"

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Clipping an Angel's Wings

Hey everybody, the amazing @galacticskull commissioned me to write a yandere Hound story! I hope you guys like it, we stan a delusional king adfjklas

Hound sighed and knocked back his shot.  He usually preferred sweeter, mixed drinks, but today had been hard and he just wanted to get fucked up.  This afternoon, he had followed a member of a rival gang for several hours nonstop, all to get information that really wasn’t useful.  Then, his brother had made him be the “muscle” during a meeting.  Even though he didn’t have any muscles.

Hound rolled his eyes at his own dumb joke, before turning to examine the rest of the bar.  This was one of his favorite places, a little hole in the wall that usually wasn’t very crowded, but still had plenty of people to talk to.  Or take home, if he was in the mood.

Speaking of which…Hound’s eyes began to roam the humans in the bar.  Most of them were gathered around a small stage along the back wall.  A Snowdrake was doing stand-up comedy on stage.  Although his humor wasn’t exactly Hound’s favorite, he could definitely appreciate the small monster’s comedic timing.  He had gotten a lot better in the past few months he had been coming to this bar.

There were quite a few cute humans in the crowd.  Hound’s gaze roamed over the curves of a few of them.  He should hang around until Snowdrake’s set was over, see if any of them wanted to roll around in the sheets for a while.

CRASH!!!

Suddenly, Hound was pulled out of his thoughts.  Someone had just thrown a bottle at the Snowdrake!  Instantly, Hound was on his feet.

“Shut the fuck up, freak!”  A drunk-sounding human shouted.  “You suck!”

The Snowdrake, who had thankfully dodged, tried to save face.  “H-haha, wow, what an i-icey reception,” he stammered.  He was shaking slightly.

“Your jokes suck too!”  The human who had thrown the bottle stumbled closer to the stage.  “You fucking monsters, you can’t do anything right!”

Hound took a step forward, but just before he did-

“Hey, get out of here!”

Someone was standing between the drunk human and the stage.  The jerk’s back was between Hound and whoever had stepped in, so he couldn’t see the new human’s face.  But their voice…

“Psh, yeah, sure, what are you gonna do about it?”  The drunk human slurred.

“I-I’ll fight you!  Unless you’re too scared to pick on someone your own size!”

“Ha!  You?”  The drunk human leaned forward, and Hound had the urge to go over there and knock some sense into him.  “I’d like to see you try.”

“Well, good thing I don’t have to, since I was just stalling.”  Before the drunk human could do anything, the bar’s bouncer put a hand on his shoulder.

“Come with me, sir.  The police are on their way,” the bouncer ordered, with no room for discussion.

As the bouncer dragged the drunk human away, Hound was finally able to get a glimpse of the human’s face.

They were…beautiful.  Their face was drawn into a determined expression, and Hound could see the fire in their eyes, even across the room.  They looked tense, but quickly started to relax as a few more humans in the crowd patted them on the back and congratulated them.  They finally smiled.

It was the most dazzling thing Hound had ever seen.

Hound could already feel himself growing attached.  Not only did they look so wonderfully soft and cute, but they were brave and beautiful as well.  Hound’s fingers twitched.  He could just imagine them in his collar, and theirs on him.  His brother giving a speech at their wedding, the two of you dancing together slowly.  Making them scream in pleasure later that night, making their honeymoon a blur as he brought them to the edge over and over-

Quickly, Hound shook his head.  He couldn’t get a boner in public, he would never get over the embarrassment.

Slowly, the human stumbled over to the bar, and sat down a few seats down from Hound.  They were shaking slightly, and quickly asked the bartender for water.  After a minute, Hound steeled himself and slid into the seat next to them.

“hey, angel,” he grinned.  Thank the stars he was already buzzed, or there was no way he’d sound this confident.  He did not want to mess this chance up.  “that was really cool back there.”

They turned and smiled up at him.  “Thanks!  To be honest, I was really scared.”  A nervous giggle escaped their lips.  “I’m just glad nobody got hurt.”

“yeah, thanks to you.”  Hound put his elbow on the bar and rested his hand on his hand.  He wanted to look as cool as he possibly could.  “the name’s hound, by the way.”

“Y/N.”  Your name was just as perfect as you.  “haha, you monsters have such weird names.  N-n-not that that’s bad!  Sorry, that came out wrong!”

Stars, you were so cute!  He was sure now, he needed you.  “nyeh heh heh!” Hound chuckled.  “you’re adorable~  can i buy ya a drink?”

You relaxed a bit, but still seemed a bit flustered.  “S-sure!”

Hound called the bartender over and you ordered.  “i don’t think i’ve seen you around before,” Hound said casually.  “you new in town?”

“Oh, no.  I’m just here on a little weekend vacation,” you explained as you sipped your drink.  “I’ve got a bit of a long weekend, and I’ve never been to Ebbott before.”

Shit.  Shit shit shit shit shit.  If you didn’t live here, that means you would leave.  And soon.  Somewhere out of the city, somewhere out of Hound’s reach.

He couldn’t have that.  He had to have you.  You were meant to be!  You were his, his, his his his hishishishishishishis-

“What about you?  Do you live here?”

Your voice snapped him back to reality.  Shit, what had you said?  Oh yeah.  “uh huh, yeah, i’ve lived here for a while,” he said, trying to keep the tension out of his voice.

“Oh, cool!  So, do you know a lot of cool places around here?”

“yeah, i…”  Hound could almost feel the cartoon light bulb lighting up over his head.  “do ya want someone to show ya around?”

You lit up.  Stars, Hound loved that look.  So excited and hopeful.  “I would love that!  I-if you have time, of course!”

“yeah, i got time tomorrow.”  For you, Hound would make as much time as you wanted.  “can i get your number?  we can meet up, i can show ya some local spots, not too touristy.”  He winked as he handed his phone to you.

You eagerly took Hound’s phone and typed in your number.  “Here you go!”  You handed his phone back, beaming.  “Do you want to go somewhere for lunch?”

“that sounds great, angel.”  Thank the stars for the alcohol in Hound’s system, or he would be shaking in excitement right now.  “i’ll text ya.”

You smiled eagerly at him.  “That sounds great!”  Quickly, you finished the rest of your drink.  “I guess I’d better get going then, it’s getting late.  See you tomorrow!”

“y-yeah…see ya later, angel.”  Dreamily, Hound watched you exit the bar.  He only waited a moment, before getting to his feet.

“put it on my tab,” Hound told the bartender over his shoulder.  He didn’t even pause to acknowledge the grumpy eye roll from the bartender.  He had more important things to do.

Using his impeccable tracking skills, Hound was easily able to follow you.  You weren’t even trying to be careful, stumbling slightly and giggling as you did.  Stars, you were adorable, but you should really be more cautious here.  It was like you had no survival skills whatsoever!

All the better that you were now under Hound’s protection.

You didn’t notice the tall skeleton following you, not even as you reached your hotel.  It wasn’t too far from the bar, and firmly in the skeleton’s territory.  Hound slipped into the lobby behind you, just as the elevator doors closed.

He strode over to the front desk, putting on his scariest, most serious face.  The receptionist stumbled backwards a little when she noticed him.  “Ah!  C-c-can I help you?”

“the person who just came in,” Hound growled.  He didn’t like putting on his scary mobster persona, but stars, it was useful.  “i need you to kick them out.” “Sir!  I can’t just-”

“you can, and you will.  give them a refund, tell them everything is booked, i don’t care.  they’re not going to stay here anymore.”  He dug in his wallet and pulled out a stack of cash.  “this should cover their refund.  you can even keep the change.”

“T-this is illegal, I can’t kick someone out for no reason!”

Hound let a smirk creep across his face.  “don’t ya know who i am, darlin’?  or does our family need to pay ya a lil’ visit?”

The receptionist’s face went white as a sheet.  “I-I understand.  I’ll have them out tomorrow.”

“good.  thanks for makin’ this easy on yourself.”  Hound shot them a wink as he left the lobby.  Perfect.  Step one was done.  Now he just had to go home and get ready for tomorrow.

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The next morning, Hound met up with you at a park near your hotel.  He could have met you outside the hotel of course, but he didn’t want to seem suspicious.  Especially since he was sober now.  There was no way he’d be nearly as smooth, and he needed to make as good an impression as possible.  He tried folding his arms and leaning against a tree, before realizing he looked stupid.

He tried leaning against it with one hand.  “no, that’s even worse,” he mumbled.  He shoved his hands in his pockets and rested one shoulder against the tree.  “that’s fucking stupid too!” Suddenly, he heard a tiny giggle behind him.  He whipped around, eyes wide.  It was you!  His angel!  You had one hand over your mouth, and were laughing softly.

“oh!  angel!!”  Hound stumbled trying to stand up straight, one hand stuck in his pocket.  He yanked it out as you laughed even louder.  “g-good to see ya!”

“Snrk, good to see you too!” you snickered.  Usually, Hound didn’t like being the butt of the joke, but he’d make an exception for you.  “Ready to go?”

“yep!  let’s go, and pretend that i was really cool and suave when you got here,” Hound smiled.

That got another giggle out of you.  He could listen to that sound forever.  He was so happy you were going to be his!  “Okay!  I could use some cheering up!”

Hound began to lead you out of the park, to a restaurant he had picked.  “oh?  did something happen?”

“Yeah.”  Your cheery demeanor slipped away.  “My…my hotel kicked me out.  They said that they were overbooked, and an important client was coming and had to take my room.”  Your hand hovered over your pocket.  “The weirdest thing was…they gave me my refund in cash.  And it wasn’t even the right amount, it was too much.”

“really?”  Hound had to force himself not to sound angry.  Those idiots at the hotel.  They couldn’t even do that one simple job right.  Maybe he’d have to pay them a visit later after all.  “that’s awful.”

“Ha, I appreciate you being so mad on my behalf,” you chuckled.  “But it’ll be okay.  I’ll just have to cut my vacation a bit short.”

No!  No, no no no, that couldn’t happen!  You had to stay here, with him!  Hound fought down his panic, trying to stick to his plan.  “well, what if you stayed at my place?  we’ve got a spare room and everything, i bet my bro would love you!  especially after what you did yesterday!”

“I’m sorry, I don’t know if that’s a good idea,” you said sadly.  “I mean, you’re great!  You’re super sweet!  But I don’t want to be stupid, you know?  Staying at the house of someone I just met yesterday would be pretty stupid.”

Hound beamed.  You thought he was sweet!  He knew you would love him back, he just didn’t think it would be so soon!  “no worries, angel.  i could help ya find another hotel, if ya want.”

“That would be great!  Thanks, Hound!”

Hound beamed, eyes practically sparkling.  “anythin’ for you.”

You smiled back, and Hound’s soul pounded.  “Well, anyway, where’s this restaurant?”

“oh yeah.  i got distracted, nyeh heh!  it’s just up ahead.”

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Hound laughed at a story you were telling.  It was so cute how you waved your fries around in emphasis, like they were players in your story.  Stars, you were so perfect, he was so glad he had found you!

Only a little longer, and you would be his, forever.

“-and he had the nerve to call me sweetie on the way out!  I wanted to puke!!” you finished your story by throwing your fries in your mouth.

“nyeh heh heh heh heh!  what a dick!” Hound chuckled.  “should i kill him for ya?”

You laughed nervously, clearly taking it as a joke.  “Come on, that’s a little too much just for being creepy!”

“fair ‘nough.  lot of work, too.”  Hound winked, to help make you think he was joking.  Even though he would absolutely kill for you.

You laughed.  “Well, guess we better get going!  If I’m going to find a new hotel, I should start searching.”

“yeah, good point.  i can help, if ya want, i’m pretty good with computers.”

“Really?  You don’t seem like the type!  Yeah, that sounds good, I hate booking things like hotels on my phone.”

“yeah, hotels are a big screen purchase,” Hound nodded wisely.  “c’mon, let’s go.  we can use the computer at my place.”

“Oh…yeah, that works!”  You still seemed a bit hesitant about going to Hound’s house, but you were obviously a bit more comfortable going there during the day.  Soon, you wouldn’t have to leave at all.  A thrill of excitement shot through Hound at the thought.

Hound led you out of the restaurant, towards home.  His claws twitched, reaching for your hand, but unable to close the last few inches.  He so desperately wanted to take your hand in his, feel how small it was, the softness of your skin, and the warmth of it.  He wanted to feel all of you, explore every single inch.  The thought of kissing down your neck, across your chest, down your stomach-

Hound quickly shoved his hands in his pockets.  He had to focus.  He couldn’t scare you away now, not when he was so close.  His fantasies would come true, if he could just hold on a little longer.

Soon, you arrived at Hound’s house, and you seemed shocked at the size of it.  “all my cousins live with me,” Hound explained.  “eight of us all together, so we gotta have a big place for all of us.  don’t think they’re home now, so we should be alright.”

Your face was twisted in anxiety, but you allowed Hound to lead you inside and up to his room.  He booted up his computer and let you sit down while he plopped onto the bed.

You started to look for hotels in the area, while Hound helped you narrow down searches and look for the best deal.

“How is everything full?” you asked after the second hotel.  “Is there, like, a concert or something going on?” “hm, i dunno angel.  kinda weird.  maybe there’s, like, a business conference or somethin’ boring like that.”

“Yeah, maybe.”

Hound was so happy to just have you in his room that he barely noticed the creeping suspicion in your voice.  Having you in his room, his territory, activated something primal and possessive inside him.  You were already starting to smell like him, and your scent was rubbing off on some of his belongings.  Soon, your scents would mix so much that there wouldn’t be a difference!  Hound’s soul thrummed happily at the thought.

As soon as you saw that everything was “full”, you would have no choice but to stay here.  Hound had been sure to change the websites of the hotels so that they would all seem full, but set a timer to change them back after today.  He smiled a bit, imagining the panicked IT guys wondering what was happening.  Maybe if they didn’t have such terrible security it wouldn’t have been so easy.

You clicked off yet another website.  “Well…I should go.”

Hound instantly snapped back to reality.  “w-what?  did ya find a place?”  Did he miss one??  Why were you leaving???

“No, so that’s why I should really get going.  I have to get back home before it gets dark, so the sooner I go the better.”

“oh, that’s okay!  ya can sleep here ‘til tomorrow,” Hound smiled.  “my offer still stands, i’m not gonna kick you out for no reason, nyeh heh!”

You took a step back, towards the door.  “I wouldn’t want to…take advantage of your kindness,” you said.  Something strange was in your tone now, and Hound tilted his head, confused.  Were you…scared?  “Really, I should go.”

Hound’s eye flashed orange, and the door locked on its own.

You yelped and rattled the handle.  “H-Hound!  What’s going on?”

“sorry, angel, i can’t let ya leave now!”  He stepped towards you, and you backed up.  It hurt Hound’s soul to see it.  You should be going to him for comfort, not backing away in fear.  “i’m sorry, but i went to all this work to get ya here, if you leave you’ll be out of my life forever!”

“I-it was you!” you gasped.  “You set all this up?”

“of course!  i love ya, angel, and i know you’ll love me too!”  Your back finally hit the wall, and Hound put his hands next to your head, pinning you.  You were so cute and small, and this close you smelled amazing!  Hound could feel drool pooling in his mouth.  “ya just need some time.  relax, sweet thing.  i’d never hurt ya!”

“Then let me go!”  That fire in your eyes from the night before was back, and your fists clenched.  “If you really…l-love me, let me go!”

“but why would i do that?  i’d never see ya again if ya left ebbott, so ya just won’t leave!”  It was the perfect solution!  “i’ll take care of everythin’ don’t worry.  i’ll keep ya safe, warm, fed…anything ya want, i’ll get it for ya.”  As he spoke, he leaned closer and closer, until his chest was pressed against yours.  He could feel you shaking a bit.  You were so excited you were shaking.  How cute!

Hound gently pressed a kiss to the top of your forehead.  “oh angel…you’re so perfect.”  He beamed down at you, his dim eyelights bright and excited. You could only look up at him, your mouth slightly open and tears beginning to form in your eyes.  Hound gently brushed the tears away with his thumb.  He didn’t want to see you cry, even if it was because you were so happy.  “i’m so glad you’re mine~”

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ian was caught cosplaying jack ( .3. )

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in the figure of “just a little guy, just a little birthday boy” is the image of 21st century ethics. everyone is constantly trying to like position themselves as uniquely non-agentic, to defer or deny what power they have or can have over others, to self-absolve by adopting an affect of ignorance or victimhood or perpetual adolescence that can be transmuted into moral righteousness

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yandere alpha with a vibrator toy playing with his omega mate's pussy... 🤭🤭💦

Dragging it up and down, leaving it right where the omega needs it, loving how their backs arch up and they moan, rolling their hips to get more of that pressure, that friction, and the mean alpha just pulls it away and watches as their mate whines and pitifully tries to get that toy back on them. The alpha just purrs, letting their mate calm down before sliding the toy over their pussy lips again, watching as slick pools and gathers on the bedding, sticking to their thighs as they suck in breaths and beg their mate to let them cum, or at the very least, slip the toy inside.

And how could they say no to such a pretty request? Sliding the device inside those fluttering walls, listening as their mate practically howls in pleasure, thanking their mate and gasping as they feel that tight coil about to snap-

And then the alpha places their lips on their cute sensitive clit and sucks, making the orgasm they reach feel like its punched out of them, taking their breath and their brain power as all they can do is clutch their hands in the alphas hair, curl into themselves, and spray them with their slick.

100/10 would recommend !

-Mommabean

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just realized the bees would love mead since it’s honey wine (assuming they like alcohol?)

drunk bees so extremely excited to see the queen, or a tipsy/drunk queen who becomes extremely cuddly and the bees are big fluff so the queen just holds the nearest bee and won’t let go

anyways just a thought for you, i hope you’re doing well and you have a good day!

You just pout and whine when they move away, saying you're cold and that its freezing outside (Its not even cold it's literally summer). They just think you're precious with how you cling to them and tell them how soft and pretty they are, how you love their fluff, and they beam with pride when you let them lay your head in their lap as they play with your hair.

You're rather precious when tipsy, though fully drunk you can be a bit more of a handful, but a handful they love to handle nonetheless! They can easily toss you over their shoulder to carry you away so you can sleep it off if you get a bit too rowdy.

Drunken bees are very similar, clinging to you, pawing at you for attention and head pats, becoming pouty and childish even when you say you're busy or tired and crying about it, and even becoming jealous when you're cuddling a stuffed animal and not them!

However, while one or two drunken bees can be fun, three or more can turn a tad lascivious and lewd! So, it'd best to keep your guard up when the whole hive has mead in a celebration, or a few drones have some in their system to take the stress off from the day.

-Mommabean

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A few things to make your Alpha cry

-Shave your pubes -Bring up condoms

-Bring up birth control

-Leave without a good bye kiss

-Tell them they're a bad dog and watch how they howl and fall apart

-Mommabean

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Shave your pubes?? is it because the hair carries your scent ? I need to know why this will make ur alpha cry. 

honestly I just have the headcanon that it holds more smell but also I'm so so so tired of fully shaven being seen as the only sexy option and that if you aren't completely hairless then you're unwanted

And that's not to say shaving is bad if you choose too! Its your body and your comfort! I just also see Alphas as big cry babies as well, who pout over the silliest things!

-Mommabean

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What would happen if the darling used to work at a job that frankly didn’t care about them at all. When they started to work for the Smiley Corporation (by extension the Yandere CEO) they were shocked that a CEO was an actual kind person?

The CEO would be genuinely disgusted. Yes, yes, he's a billionaire and therefore is up to be eaten soon do to exploitation, but still...How could you be so mistreated? He demands to know your old location, your old bosses and coworkers, and politely asks over lunch if you miss them or would miss them. When you catch on to his "joke" you kindly ask he stay behaved, and well, He has a hard time saying no to you! So, he'll back off on his other methods (for now) but he drags that companies name as long as he can.

When he sees how capable and strong you are, he's a bit lost as to why they have an issue in the first place. You get more than enough done. Why push farther than that? See, its people like your old boss that are ruining the market! Good thing he's here to...Make everyone smile.

-Mommabean

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Not a "company" publicly vague posting about its own fans that it sounds like was so passionate about them even worked with them?? Getting mad people talking in private to their friends?? Like they say all of this is happening in the open but it sounds like it was happening in discord servers and like... that's not The same as spreading open rumors and no wonder no one here or on twit have any idea what they're talking about. and the airing of snaccpop peoples personal drama while also just insulting potato??

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It’s been a while. Med school has me swamped to high heaven. My lack of RinaJack art will not stop my love for them though. Commissioned the wonderful @yanabeardoodles to draw my bg Rina with Jack. She did her so much justice I’m. Screaming. Forever in love with this piece.

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☀️A Sunny Time-tastic Part of a Complete Breakfast☀️

I couldn’t get the thought of a SunnyTime Crew Show-themed cereal out of my head, you just know kids would have begged for boxes of these for the prize inside alone

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TW : gore, nudity

Hey, I'm sorry I've been away for so long, it's been getting harder to handle things lately. But I can congratulate myself on passing call of duty: modern warfare 2 remastered).

And I hope to draw something for you by the new year. Most likely it will be a New Year's Jack or Ren from 14DWY. And maybe even Konig))

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SnaccPop x Raunchy Shirts

What i got so far

[yanderesareneat]

It's been a while. I haven't interacted with the fandom in almost a year. It feels like there hasn't been anything new for about that long too.

The game is still not out, which is a bummer. I'm not going to lie, I'm disillusioned with the way things are going and have been for a while now. I was (and still am) upset with the pivot away from the horror and yandere aspect of it. The whole reason I backed the Kickstarter and became a patron was for the dark yandere content. But, I decided to wait for the game to come out and I'd reserve my judgement until then. There's been barely any progress on the game. In fact, there has been negative progress because the team had to remake a bunch of stuff after the old programmer ran off with the code. Now they've stopped because there is only one person in charge of creative development. I'm not expecting perfection from a small indie team, but there's a certain level of professionalism and accountability that is just not happening. It makes me sad because I truly loved the demo and I believed in this project. I love the characters but I can't justify contributing to what feels like, at best, a mismanaged mess.

[yanderesareneat]

Sorry, I haven't been a patron of snaccpop in a while so this is a surprise to me scrolling the tag and from clues on discord to see that claim--

You have to give these STRANGERS ONLINE you ACTUAL ID to prove your an adult to play their game?? That CANNOT be there, right?? That's fucking insane if it is. Like fully.

I get not wanting teens in the fandom and communities, but this is too much.

Here's the thing. Teens, get this, HAVE hormones and libedo. It's not going to explode the world that they get horny and use games or porn as a safe way to explore those feelings. No, of course they shouldn't be interacting in adult spaces with adults, but then possibly playing the game in private is not such a big issue to justify invading people's privacy, asking people to give you their entire Id online.

What the actual hell

Someone PLEASE tell me they're not actually doing that?