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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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Need me some Lucifer and Lilith doing the nasty in the garden of Eden fics pls🙏
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Things I Need:
1: Attention 2: An Orgasm 3: $10,000,000
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big strong man with cute butt (。◕‿◕。)
@wannab-urs
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goals for 2024
- marry sam claflin (he has a girlfriend who is drop dead gorgeous and is a 36 celebrity and im an 18 y/o girl)
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— Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.
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but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed
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That mfer johnny cage gets more bisexual with every game he's in
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THIS IS KILLING ME LMFAO as soon as I saw “pearly whites” it took me out
You ever read a fanfic and cringe so hard bc it’s totally ooc
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The best decision The Mandalorian ever made was centering their show around an archetypal masked, taciturn gunslinger who wanders from town to town never putting down roots, and then revealing that he acts that way because he’s a massively awkward introvert who uses that archetype to avoid having to socialize with people beyond the three interaction scripts he already knows. 10/10, top tier characterization, I love seeing this man outshoot a bar full of people and then get scammed by a random mechanic because he’s too polite to confront her about it. Truly a hero of our times.
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