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I'm still really in love with the idea of a human village that loses all their crops to a flood, and so they don't have enough to eat. to survive, they strike a deal with the brutish orcs that live up in the mountains—the villagers will trade them a maiden for enough food to make it through the winter.

you are the maiden, still a virgin, terrified and alone as you're shipped off to your new home. the orcs at least give you a choice for who to marry, so you choose the quiet blacksmith, the one who seems the least likely to hurt you.

even though he's always wanted a wife, he didn't want to be chosen, to be forced to care for a human. but he brings you home anyway, gives you a clean bed and food to eat, and then, promptly ignores you.

he goes about his day, sweating over the forge. you like how his big muscles flex as he swings his hammer, and sometimes you watch him work, even if it annoys him. he takes good care of you, buying the foods you like and the clothes that compliment your figure, even as he keeps you at arm's length. perhaps, you wonder, he's protecting you—from himself. he doesn't want to take your maidenhood, because you're there against your will.

but soon, it doesn't feel like a chore or a punishment to be here with the blacksmith. you start to hope he'll come around to you, that he'll give in to the desire you can tell is sprouting and growing in him, same as the desire that's taken over you.

one day, you make him his favorite meal, with his favorite mead, and wear your best clothes. you massage his shoulders, tense and hard from his work. he relaxes into you, at last, letting you wrap your arms around him. when he kisses you, his tusks get in the way, which is even more endearing.

finally, he gives in. the blacksmith tears off your pretty clothes, and takes you to his bed. all his buried hunger rises up to the surface, turning him into the brute you had once feared and now long for.

it will hurt this time, he says, but from every this moment on, you will feel nothing but pleasure with me.

he prepares you for his big cock as best he can, and gently presses it inside you. he takes care to move slow, to let you adjust to him, before his wild instincts take over. then he plunders you, reveling in your soft, small body, until he brings you to your roaring finish. then he fills you up, giving you all of his seed.

when you lie side-by-side that night, he rubs your belly, pleased at the idea of his orcling growing inside you someday. this may not have been what he expected, but now it's everything he wants.

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god, I want this so bad 🥺 I actually need this right now. Want to be filled with cum and bred. I'm so ready for this 💕

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This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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when he holds you tighter as he fucks into you and his thrusts are getting faster and desperate snd erratic and his face is buried in ur neck and he's got a fistful of your hair and he can't stop telling you your tight, warm pussy is his and only his in needy growls

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くなびしさんのツイート: “敗北おっぱいサーヴァント2… ”

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Wakame-san - Do Me

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reblog this post to give a nonbinary person earthshattering head

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Lewds to relief stress. 

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Tfw you pretend to be a chatbot to flirt with a misanthropic killer robot

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Anthrophobia (R G 25152)

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No I don’t think you guys get it, I want to be buried to the hilt in a pretty girl who can’t do anything but just take everything I give her. I need to be holding her hips down on the mattress and fucking into her to the point where we’re dripping sweat and I’m near her ear whispering, ‘you take it so well baby’ thrusts only getting harder and harder as she struggles to keep her eyes open. ‘you were just fucking made for this weren’t you?’ Knowing she can’t fucking respond but she can keep cumming on me till she’s about to pass out and im just soaking up every ounce of that