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YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
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just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian
I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes
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i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow
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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
#the buffalo chicken calzone at the place in my hometown that’s since closed#the 3 separate dinner dishes I’ve only had in Finland#that one food truck in Helsinki that changed my life
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thinking about the time a professor said the phrase “it’s just like the judeo-christian concept of turning the other cheek—” to which i immediately said something like “you mean the christian concept? it doesn’t appear in judaism” and he looked at me like a startled slow loris.
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hey this week is monumentally awful so you should reblog and tell me in ur tags if ur pets like being picked up or not for me
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The paradox of tolerance is only a paradox if you think of tolerance as some sacred and unconditional moral duty. Some ultimate and absolute law with no exceptions, and if you ever slip into the sin of intolerance, you must repent yourself and beg for forgiveness. Yeah no fuck that. Tolerance is a social contract. You're in the game as an equal player for as long as you play by the same rules as everyone else, and if you don't, your ass is fucking out. You're not entitled to the same respect you won't give others.
"Oh so you all tolerate each other just because you tolerate each other, but if I want to destroy you, then all of a sudden you want to destroy me?" Literally yes. That's the gist of it. What's not clicking. This equation is so simple it barely counts as math.
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I actually can't stop thinking about how the losing party last election dressed like vikings and tried to break into the white house and the losing party this election are sharing suicide prevention hotlines
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"at this point there’s absolutely nothing that could could convince me that louis tomlinson isn’t gay but y’all stay safe tho" Good!!! Admitting to complete delusion and detachment from reality by disregarding all the facts and logic in favour of absolute belief! You need to be able to admit the problem so that you can start Cognitive behavioral therapy. It is the first step in therapy for conspiracy theorists.
Jokes on you I'm already in cognitive behavioral therapy, and slowly turning my therapist into a Larrie.
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vile actions have been done. words have been said that can never be taken back. victims have been abused. lives have been altered due to toxic behaviors and addiction. so much hurt has been spread.
but no one should die young. no one should grow up fatherless. no parent should have to bury their own child. no one should be searching for peace for so long after growing up in a system designed for them to fail only to have their life end so tragically in pursuit of that peace. no one.
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ppl can grieve who he was while he was in the band while simultaneously understanding and supporting a victim of his.
it’s mourning the memories and emotions not the person he was behind closed doors.
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It just… it wasn’t supposed to go this way. He was supposed to get the help he deserved and recover. They were supposed to eventually get back together and rob us all (happily, of course) blind of our life savings for their reunion tour tickets. I was supposed to be able to see him in person, bounding around stage, singing his harmonies and verses, doing mic flips, saying “sing it” and reading silly fan signs. He had so much more life left! He had so much more to do!
This isn’t fair! It isn’t right! This shouldn’t have happened! It wasn’t supposed to be like this.
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the absolute cruelty of death and it leaving this complete lack of ability to find and give closure. he deserved at least the chance to recover, heal, and make amends.
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