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https://www.gamespot.com/articles/an-extended-super-mario-bros-movie-cut-has-been-unearthed-28-years-after-release/1100-6492228/

https://archive.org/details/super-mario-bros-1993-the-morton-jankel-cut-extended-vhs_202207

Super Mario Bros: The Morton Jankel Cut (VHS Extended Rough Cut 1.0) Movie 1993

From the official Super Mario Bros: The Movie Archive team, here’s your first look at the previously-unseen extended rough cut of the controversial 1993 cyberpunk fantasy, Super Mario Bros.

Restoration commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-4yy9oBKN4

The film as released runs 104 minutes. This extended version runs a full 125 minutes, with 20 minutes of additional scenes. The editing has also been reworked throughout, and restored by filmmaker Garrett Gilchrist, well known for his restoration of The Thief and the Cobbler and many Muppet projects.

This version uses VHS sources for most of the film, for consistency. Otherwise identical edits sourced from DVD and Blu-Ray also exist, as well as a general restored workprint. We are exploring our options and further work will be done on this film later. However, the Archive Team has decided to release this version of the edit early, for the film’s anniversary, and see what the fans think of it.

Previously-unseen deleted scenes include the Mario Bros running afoul of the (probably Mafia-connected) Scapelli plumbing company, Koopa murdering a technician by de-evolving him into slime, and Iggy and Spike rapping about the overthrow of King Koopa at the Boom Boom Bar. There’s more of Lena, Daniella and the Brooklyn Girls. Most scenes are extended in this version, with a lot more of the cast including Dennis Hopper as Koopa.

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Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

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I know that "Batman is Bruce Wayne's secret husband" is a popular Gotham Theory in fanon but do you think there's room for "Batman is Bruce's illegitimate half-brother that he's bankrolling out of love and/or guilt about Thomas not acknowledging him"

(Spread mostly by people who don't want to believe the Waynes were good people, or just think Thomas had some slutty college days and didn't know that half-bro Bat existed)

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ngl when me and my roommate were playing metal gear solid 2 for the first time and olga gestured in a way where you could tell she had visible armpit hair i cheered so loud i think the neighbors heard me

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X-Men (2000) dir. Bryan Singer X-Men '97 S01E09 "Tolerance Is Extinction, Pt. 2"

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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

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just learned that coke as in coca-cola as in the famous carbonated soda is canon in star wars and frankly I am upset

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We gotta do something about billboards. We can't keep having those hideous things ruining the landscape.

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Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.