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keep up the good work you guys inshallah the stress gets to be too much :)
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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
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The average Tumblr user reaching for the most obvious joke to make on a post that the op has most likely seen already
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I'm still not over one of Trump's lawyers going to court this past week to defend Trump's executive order against "gender ideology," only for the judge to ask very plainly for the lawyer to explain what gender ideology is and the Trump lawyer to respond "its whatever the president thinks and I'm loathe to speculate what exactly that could be" and the judge was like are you fucking kidding me you're a lawyer and you can't explain things your client has said to a judge???
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Urban Life

Cigarette Butt Mimic Moth
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Driving my girl to work on our tandem bicycle. Takes me 15 minutes to drop her off and 45 minutes to get back home
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if severance came out in 2014 you know there would be an unavoidably popular Evil Goo Mark AU and he would get shipped with normal mark
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I cannot trust the artistic opinions of anybody who can't frankly admit that the vast majority of whatever's produced in their chosen medium (books, film, etc) is unsalvageable pigslop. But also that dogshit amateur art is critical for said medium. AND that pigslop and amateur dogshit is different
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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind
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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple
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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions
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