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"they must have been on drugs when they made this!" = dismissive assumption
"they must have been eating rotisserie chicken when they made this!" = insightful deduction
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I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror
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crozier: we are all going to die in this ice and it’s your stupid fault
sir john:
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Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps
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when I drink too much caffeine I start replying to everyone's posts like some middle aged aunt on facebook
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I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?
why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.
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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
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Inuit graphic artist, Shuvinai Ashoona working at Cape Dorset Co-op, 2008 & Kinngait Studios, 2006, respectively.
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id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd "rather die than smoke loud before noon." before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh
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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)
Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!
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