sleeper? i barely know her !
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Doctors and Horticulturists Agree This One Sash Will Improve Your Meetings
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"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"
*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*
"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"
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It's kinda cute how Argentina just sorta reaches her hand out so she can have a border with Brasil 馃グ
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Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted
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EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY CAT
it鈥檚 her 10th gotcha anniversary.
I鈥檝e had this fat little fuck for ten years
I haven鈥檛 had a single meal alone because of her
she鈥檚 perfect 馃
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happy birthday mr. president
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The blade is imbued with great power. I can feel it course through my hands as I unsheathe it. I do not know if I can sate its hunger.
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steve fox鈥檚 original name was fucking Dean Earwicker
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summertime Beezlebub pairs well with redbull
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