xyzzymancy
SPIT 'LEAD'? WHAT, LIKE PENCILS?
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xyzzymancy · 3 minutes ago
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[オオクチ]
2022年 陶立体 90×160×140(mm)
” 歌うように大きな声で鳴く。甘い果物が好きで森中探し回る。”
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xyzzymancy · 22 minutes ago
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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
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xyzzymancy · 13 hours ago
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does the shoe fish
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xyzzymancy · 23 hours ago
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now this did make me literally laugh out loud
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xyzzymancy · 23 hours ago
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xyzzymancy · 23 hours ago
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your honor, i maintain that the prosecution’s video is being played in reverse. in actuality i came upon a village that was already on fire and sucked up all the flames into my special magic wand. i then moonwalked in the wrong direction for some reason
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xyzzymancy · 2 days ago
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Nobody understands her like I do
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xyzzymancy · 2 days ago
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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care
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Based on this post thread
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xyzzymancy · 2 days ago
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Having ocs is fucked up they make you wake up and think stuff like what if i learn to code in renpy and make this into a visual novel. Who said that
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xyzzymancy · 2 days ago
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Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.
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xyzzymancy · 2 days ago
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Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸
𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ
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xyzzymancy · 3 days ago
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are you ever like. i’m not the right Me right now to hang out with people. wait until the better guy shows up lol this one kind of sucks 
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xyzzymancy · 3 days ago
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xyzzymancy · 3 days ago
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me: computer, imagine a triangle.
computer: no sweat man. im doing it.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: you know it.
[several hours later]
me: can you imagine another one?
computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.
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xyzzymancy · 3 days ago
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*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*
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xyzzymancy · 4 days ago
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Going to a pumpkin patch today! 🎃
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xyzzymancy · 4 days ago
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