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god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

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another jolly round rondo collaboration piece...!!!! euphrasie and the change god

SKETCH - by me!!!

LINES - by @eldritch-araneae !!!

COLOURS - by @skyistheground !!!

IT TURNED OUT SO COOL I AM ECSTATIC

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'can we normalize this'

'we need to normalize that'

can you all shut the fuck up for a minute and reconsider how constantly demanding normalization only retrenches the moral position that weird = bad?

like no you're not actually going to be able to normalize a lot of stuff, because it's statistically unusual or aberrant. you can't normalize shit that is not by any definition normal.

what you need to do is fucking stand up for the weirdos, freaks, and deviants, and remind everyone who is normal that their position just makes them normal. not good, not right, not correct, not better, not perfect, not beyond reproach or improvement.

being weird isn't bad. stop normalizing that, already.

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parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

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Like Cats

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You know, "human for scale" when showing the sizes of animals living or extinct is kind of vague. We should use a specific famous person with a well-known height for scale. Like Sigourney Weaver

we must replace all "human for scale" figures in scientific literature with mr shaquille o'neal IMMEDIATELY

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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

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why my username is pearl-likes-pi: i have this headcanon that when steven asks pearl if she likes pie she thinks he means the mathematical constant and shes like YES

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god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

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Don't vent to Pinkie Pie

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RAINCHECK!!!

(full thing and totally greyscale ver under the cut!)