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Kit Connor | ‘Romeo + Juliet’ closing after party
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The morning after the Super Bowl, he entered the kitchen with his glasses, his coffee mug, and absolutely nothing else. He had placed his bet on the wrong team and he was now about to go to work while still completely nude.
His wife got confused when she saw him leaving the house with only a briefcase to hide his manhood, 'You're heading out already? Erm, aren't you forgetting something... important?'
'It's for a bet I made with the boys while watching the game last night. I can't go back on my word now,' he said sounding defeated, avoiding eye contact with his wife as he recounted the dumb drunken decision that brought him to his current naked state.
'I guess it's not a good time to remind you that we have a parent-teacher conference in the evening. Do you want me to bring you an extra set of clothes for later?'
'No need. I've got to stay um, undressed, for the entire day... Just bring me a beer instead. I'm certainly going to need one if I'm going to the school like this.'
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