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Geralt: Jaskier is so spoiled.

Lambert: ...You mean the Jaskier who follows you on foot while you're riding Roach?

Lambert: And the Jaskier who sleeps outside with you, even though he's human and sensitive to the cold?

Lambert: And the Jaskier who plays at taverns every night, after a long day of travel, so you can afford a room and a meal?

Lambert: And the Jaskier who switched bowls with you at dinner, because you "hate carrots"?

Geralt:

Geralt: so how's aiden

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Forget Planet of the Apes ....

And bring on Planet of the Racoons

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the existence of gender neutral implies the existence of gender acidic and gender basic

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Not to be gay on main.... But all I want is to live in a small medieval town. I'm the town baker. My bakery is my home and I'm always wearing an apron and covered in flour.

Nextdoor is a forge, and I am very close with the blacksmith that works there. Every morning I bring him a freshly baked loaf of bread. As I hand it to him our hands touch briefly. His hands are rough, yet they're so careful and gentle with everything he touches. I secretly want him to be that gentle with me.

One day, he walks into my bakery, he's still sweaty from the intense heat of the forge. In his hands is a small dagger in it's sheath. He hands it to me and tells me it's to protect myself if needed.

I take the dagger out of it's sheath. It's beautifully made. There are intricate designs engraved into the metal. It's so much more complicated than anything else yeah blacksmith has ever made. It must've been so time consuming to make.

I look up at him and with just one look I understand why he's giving it to me. With one look we both understand that we love each other. He leans in and kisses me. It's so soft and sweet, and gentle.

He comes by every day to get a loaf of bread and kiss me. We keep our relationship a secret. And everyone wonders why neither of us have found wives. But we know exactly why. And we're completely content with being secret lovers.

Is that really too much to ask?

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good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

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You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok

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The Evening World, New York, November 16, 1888

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Or you can resort to the dreaded casserole. Make sure to use a disposable pie tin or casserole dish or she will return it full

Help

My neighbour always does nice and helpful things so I sent her a birthday card and some chocolates, and she IMMEDIATELY ruined the balance by cutting down all the weeds in my front garden

What is my next step? Is it flowers? I'm already crocheting her a shawl.

I can't lose this war.

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DeviantArt and the USPS partner to make physical DeviantStamps that are valid postage stamps

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There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

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I read this as marxists

Maxiskirts are the best because you can dress real slutty under em and no one can tell.

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may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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