~20,000,000,003/F. being bad at games is funny & i love 2 laugh. 10' tall irl and jacked as hell. friends call me spiders because i have 8 arms and i bite. @_spidersgeorg on twitter, https://www.twitch.tv/spiders_vt
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I don't even like blasting my ray gun anymore. I don't like flying my UFO around anymore
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im so bad at complimenting art i go “OOGGGH” and “THAT IS SO EPIC” which is not enough but i mean those so genuinely
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whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb
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Things NOBODY told me about being an adult that I wish they had:
When you get to the top of the river you're going to want to find a shallow stretch of riverbed with relatively calm water and sediment pieces that are gravel sized, not cobble, sand or mud. This is critical; test it with your nose if you're not sure! when you have this, you're going to want to flip on your side and slap the gravel as hard as you can with your tail to dislodge it; you're gonna want to alternate between digging the spot out and doing some more slapping until you've got a nice little cone shaped depression for the eggs.
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google search how to act normal
google search how often should i blink
google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much
google search how close is it normal to stand
google search am i offputting
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the lightwarden of il mheg !!
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you actually do need one thousand different graphic tshirts to survive and dont listen to anyone who tells you different
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i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do
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what they don’t tell you about making art is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
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