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does anyone want to fumble me

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Gaping side wound will be really big in 2025

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bbbbss. oils, 2021

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making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

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People online: Mixed height relationships are predatory and pedophilic

People in real life: Did you know the LA fires were set intentionally to destroy entrances to the secret tunnels to Diddy’s sex dungeons and Beyoncé knows

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i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

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The enormity of my desire excites me it’s so awesomeee Yaaayyyy yesssss

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a night out at the club can have a three act structure

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im honestly so tired of failing and people telling me aw you tried your best. i DID NOT. i failed badly because i did NOT try my best. my best is so good you people could not even imagine.

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[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse

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im blair witch and welcome to my project

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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man