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Wee woo

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fem sengen i loveeeee

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The category is: silly bisexual pretty boys with daddy issues and ADHD in love with their best friend

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Both Dean Winchester and Jamie Tartt have said “I’m flattered” with a homoerotic connotation. Now all we need is for Evan Buckley to say it and the bisexual trinity will be complete.

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Love that Jamie Tartt coordinated little outfits for his coaching with roy. Like yes king put on that pink shorts and hoodie set with matching socks for pulling a guy on a bicycle like a horse for a chariot. Bisexualism will make you dumb but by god you'll always turn a look.

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ted lasso text posts ☆ part 1 | part 2 | part 3

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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

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Rewatching Ted Lasso part 2: all the jokes about Jamie sleeping with that old lady in the auction episode hit different when you know what happened to him when he was a kid in Amsterdam

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also also also I wanna write an essay abt s3 Jamie quietly not wanting to get himself in the swap and wanting to be more and do better and actively seeking out growth and self improvement and the twist of only Roy being the one to see it and Roy being the one that jamie goes to for support while ted and beard are set on keeping Jamie as what he’s always been (the striker who’s only good for making goals) and Jamie who wants to be more and better than that and oughhughhh. jamie who steps into a REAL leadership position not by being the ace of the team but by literally and metaphorically stepping back and being the CENTER of the team and the HEART and the CONDUCTOR and THATS when the team clicks and lasso total football starts WORKING and they find their groove bc jamie can SEE it and they finally LISTEN to what he's been trying to say ALL SEASON and theres just somehting sooooo crunchy and lovely and fulfilling about s3 jamie versus s1 jamie in what he wants and what he stands for and how he does it and oguhgouhorgh

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personally i’m screaming cuz this song was on my jamie tartt playlist ages ago cuz in my hc he def listens to aitch and now i’m taking this as confirmation WIN.

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i love that they specifically had jamie pick a player we know he isn’t the closest too as his best friend, to make it extra obvious that roy is 100% his bff and he just said the first name that came to his head. especially since they follow it by jamie giving roy an incredibly sweet & personal present that he wrapped in the blackest present wrapping and bow a person can find. and then roy being unable to hide his offence at jamie choosing isaac. like sorry but you guys are besties!!! you love each other and have both been profoundly changed!!! accept the mortifying ordeal of being seen!!

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Not to be controversial or anything but Jamie would 100% call being ambidextrous “Hand bisexual”

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they should have Jamie, Keeley, and Roy all end up in a polyamorous throuple. it would make me very happy and I think Jamie deserves to be able to fuck that old man and Keeley deserves two nice himbo boyfriends.

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the “no, babe, i’m just gonna watch your ass” line but it’s just everyone saying it to jamie.

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colin getting vanilla vodka at the gay bar paralleling jamie tartt getting vanilla vodka in s1 jamie tartt canon queer confirmed

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