she has been pickled for her crimes
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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.
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truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists
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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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I think about this interaction a lot. The grimes reply became a meme out of context and it's never funnier than the original exchange
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the most iconic critique of supersize me remains "no one thought fast food was healthy before dumbass"
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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶
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I’m screaming at redditors not being able to understand hey girl I mean they
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they call me George on account of my W Bush
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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wall art from silent hill 2
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Maybe it's just miserable
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and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?
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