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anyone else got problems

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i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

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Y'know what I really fuckin hate?

Tiny houses.

Not the concept, the notion, the Platonic ideal of a low-cost low-impact high-efficiency dwelling. That’s great. That’s awesome.

What really imagines my dragons is that in practice about 9 times out of 10 tiny house communities are just a way for rich hipsters to finally fulfil their greatest fantasy:

They found a way to fucking gentrify the trailer park

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pick your head up queen… your 4 ft long wizard hat is falling

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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

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take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

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just sent my ex my blood pressure results so she fuckin knows what shes missing

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my organs after eating like shit all day

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the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

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cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

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cowboy advice

be rootin

be tootin

and by god be shootin

but most of all

be kind

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if you’re not silly fuck you

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I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

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Muffin & Cheese