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oh my creation can you kill yourself

you realize im asking this for your own dignity and not because i care

Youre strange "enemy of all tennis balls"

Your think you would let me embarrass myself

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oh no im fully willing to i just get secondhand embarrassment from you acting like a fucking highschooler when youre old enough to be my grandfather

you realize im asking this for your own dignity and not because i care

Youre strange "enemy of all tennis balls"

Your think you would let me embarrass myself

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The saddest part

The saddest part 

of losing you 

was

that I’ve shown my soul

to you

And now that you’re 

not there anymore

I have no soul 

to show 

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pussy

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

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[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself

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tumblr user @lobotomiesshouldbelegal can i actually go and shoot you

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

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my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

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my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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Oh my god

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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

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Parrying dagger, Germany, circa 1600

from The Louvre

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