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Anxiety: we can’t be alone

Depression: people are gross I want to hidef rom everyone and everthing

Me; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I dun really like to switch cartoons or listen to “little” music. My time watching tv and music are for big me and even when I’m little I like my normal music.

Interesting Smol Topic:

What is something that a lot of regressors seem to like, but you don’t?

I don’t like Mickey or Minnie Mouse.

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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you want sum fuk?

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When people ask me what my favorite song is im just like??? can you be more specific??? favorite right now??? most listened to??? top 10??? what i listen to at different times??? what i listen to when im sad?? when im happy??? be more specific goddammit 

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Me: *sneaking the rest of the chocolate*

Dada: *catching me* “Hey!”

Me: *now trying to shove the huge chunk of chocolate into my mouth*

Dada: “Baby, no!”

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if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

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✨ REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, A SAFE SPACE FOR LGBT+ PEOPLE ✨

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i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

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why did they make the blue darker

mmmm right we all asked for neon blue buttons 

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good behavior rewards

-if you brush your teeth

-if you wash your face

-if you ate a good meal

-if you went to bed on time

-if you took a bath/shower

-if you helped someone

-if you were kind

-if you took your medicine(if you have it)

-if you drank water

-if you used your manners and said please and thank you

-if you helped someone

these all count 1 point each time you do them !! this is just to help some keep on track to get good rewards!! i will use this to set up certain rewards for myself, such as if i get 25 points i can get a new cute coloring book, or 50 points for a stuffie, 100 points for a onesie, stuff like that !! you don’t have to do exactly what i do and can make it your own !! (if you can’t do all or any of these things that is alright!! you’re still doing so well and i’m so proud of you)

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via @defineyourgrind

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Alfie confused by Crocs 😍😅 

Video by @alfie_the_alpaca_in_adelaide

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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♡ baby regression ♡

♡ soft murmurs

♡ little giggles

♡ super sleepy

♡ lots of cuddles

♡ lots of cute lil sounds!! caus talkin is hard!!

♡ soft colors.. dreamy colors..

♡ blankies n binkies all over

♡ crawlin around!

♡ bright curious eyes

♡ always learning new things..!

♡ bein rocked and held

♡ bottles n sof diapies

♡ dreaming of a safe n cozy nursery

♡ laughing a lot caus everything is silly!!!

♡ shakey shakey shakey!!!!

♡ chew on everything!!

♡ grabby hands n whiny caus need this thing but dunno how to say it!!!

♡ feet kicks

♡ soft calming music

♡ learning toys n soft baby safe stuffies

♡ soft calm voices an lullabies ..

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