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i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

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Bruno showing Julieta and Pepa his rat telenovela:

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they hated him for his transmasc swag

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An 18th century travel female urinal with an eye portrait and the inscription “Ha je te vois petit coquin,” which roughly translates to “Ha! I see you, little rascal.”

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just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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aren’t all rats technically “rat bastards.” i mean they don’t have a concept of marriage

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me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

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“𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙤𝙛 𝙪𝙨, 𝙬𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙬𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙮” ☔💖

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miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

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hey besties… if u think my canon x oc self-indulgence is pog… then you should check out my ao3… aha aha 😳😩

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"I LOVE that game!" (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)

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commission i did for @xvm !!! 😭🥰 am so in love with her ocs… literally would kiss them ALL super duper hard 🥺🥺💖

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Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

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Can I request HCs for Jyuto, Rosho, Ichiro, Hitoya and Tom (if you write for the Secret Aliens) being caught making out with their S/Os by their other division members? (Hope I did this right 😶 pls ignore this if no)

(I don’t feel like I have a grasp on Tom’s character like at all so I don’t wanna butcher him, sorry!)

Amaguni Hitoya: 

Hitoya generally didn’t let himself get too caught up in a moment when you were in a place where you could be walked in on. He preferred affection behind closed doors but unfortunately a closed door never seemed to stop Kuko or Jyushi. He hated Jyushi’s squealing over what a cute couple you were but the fact Kuko’s loud mouth would end up telling half the office that Hitoya, who was supposed to be working, was actually making out with his significant other while they visited him. He wants to toss both of them out immediately but you were always nicer about it than him, ignoring your burning cheeks and asking how the two of them were doing as if they hadn’t just made themselves total nuisances.

Iruma Jyuto: 

Samatoki doesn’t even have to open his mouth, his smirk telling Jyuto all he needs to know about the comments he was going to hear out of his mouth once you had left the room. It’s surprisingly peaceful and Jyuto nearly forgot that he was rudely interrupted until Samatoki lets slip a sly comment, with Rio disputing it by saying it was quite natural for two people to be attached like that when they were kissing. He doesn’t know what’s worse, being obviously insulted or being compared to an animal who only acts on instinct from someone who means no harm, but what he does know is that he doesn’t want to speak about his romantic life with either of them.

Tsutsujimori Rosho: 

Rosho is embarrassed not because he was caught making out with you like some type of teenager but because he knew the heckling that would come because of it. There wasn’t a chance in hell his teammates would ever consider letting him live this down, his only consolation being that your kisses were so heavenly they could cure him of any ailment. When you don’t seem bothered by the other two walking in on you Rosho decided it was best to just let the situation slide, knowing there were far worse things that Sasara and Rei could’ve walked in on (and grateful that they hadn’t).

Yamada Ichiro: 

Ichiro has never been more mortified. He’s pretty sure he’s just scarred his baby brothers for the rest of their lives, even if Jiro was almost an adult and Saburo was mature for his age. He never wanted them to see him like that and he had always been so careful but it was hard not to lose himself in you, not when it seemed so rare that you got to spend time together. He’s apologetic about the situation but teetered on the edge of having the birds and the bees talk even if that wasn’t exactly what they had walked in on, knowing it would have to happen eventually but also realizing the three of them would all much rather forget what had happened and move on with their lives.

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Well if you insist...Headcanons for a nice summer evening beach date with Hitoya? 🥺👉👈

(You know EXACTLY what I'm about)

Amaguni Hitoya:

Hitoya didn’t often take vacations, he’d rather store that money away for something big he really wanted, but with you in the picture the thought of a vacation was a little more tempting. Getting to be alone, away from prying eyes in a place where he knew your time together won’t be interrupted, was a little too tempting for him to care about the money. A beach vacation wouldn’t be the first on his list but the nice weather and your puppy dog eyes quickly convince him that it’s the best option.

He finds a nice place that’s beautiful but not so incredibly popular that it’s flooded with people, meaning he might actually get some peace and quiet as you relax together. He’s the type to want to take it easy and though you might have to confiscate his phone from him so he doesn’t work, he’s perfectly happy taking a seat in a comfortable lounge chair and just sitting out enjoying the weather. You think you both look like American tourists who have never been to a beach before, the colorful shirt you bought for Hitoya something out of a comedy movie but he didn’t seem to care since it made you happy. He just wanted to catch some extra shut eye and drink along the ocean, eyeing you warily when you try to coax him into it.

Night time is when it’s easier being outside and the ocean breeze even causes a shiver to run through you, Hitoya wrapping an arm around your shoulder to hold you closer to him as you continued your walk along the ocean. Doing so with the twinkling stars overhead made the moment feel even more romantic, thanking Hitoya for doing so much research into finding the perfect place. He sheepishly tells you it was nothing but you can tell he’s happy that you’re happy, making a note to return here again in the future. 

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friend bullied me and said post more

so my genshin oc theos that i used in my portfolio that got me accepted into a really good design and digital art course in my city 🥳 i'm still working on ppls commissions, apologies to those left for it taking so long

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Pokemon Inspired Cakes made by Josué Luciano