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"Easy to accomplish when your main competition is twelve years old--thank you." He dabbed his shoulder clean and considered giving the now-soiled handkerchief back to be Iruka's problem. But that, he decided, would be rude. "I'll return this tomorrow?" he offered. "After washing it?"

"I often do. I’m usually always right, you know." He handed Kakashi a handkerchief with a victorious smile. 

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"I really don't think that's going to--" Kakashi was cut off by a bird defecating on his shoulder. "... You win."

"You don’t know that! What if they do, and they’re hurt?” Iruka crossed his arms. “One day, they’ll collectively gather and defecate on you.” 

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"Carrier pigeons understand noises that we've taught to them. Wild birds aren't likely to understand the meaning of 'terrible singing.'"

"Yes, that’s my point. What if they can understand us? I mean, carrier pigeons do, don’t they?” 

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"Assuming that they did, the bird must first be able to understand what I'm saying to be offended by my insults."

"Yeah, alright, but what if birds had feelings?” 

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This is Kakashi standing in a doorway. This is Kakashi using a door.

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"--Ah. Hello."

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   ...

      "Can I help you?"

"—I said…"

"…Hello…"

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"Mind repeating that? I wasn't listening."

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"One bad day. I've been stuck in a world war for three years. I had to fight my dead best friend. I've watched comrades die. Imagine Tsunade's body being held together by nothing more than a swarm of slugs."

"How would you like to be food for that plant thing. You know, that Akasuki member? How would you like to be used as an experiment, again, and instead of a nice bed when they are done with you, they stick you underneath a clone of the one you are a DNA match to?"

"I’ll see your eye and raise you a drooling plant clone hanging above you."

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"How would you like to lose an eye? Or almost die of chakra exhaustion?"

"I’ve been Madara’s Christmas tree 3 years running. How would you like tinsel shoved up your nose?"

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"You've been sleeping since 2010. Why wouldn't I want to be there?"

"Why would you want to be here? I have a neck crick that has been growing since October 21st, 2010."

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irukas replied to your post:

why is he hurting is his nose runny

yes, yes. also his feelings are hurt because iruka threw things at him.

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"That would be unnecessary." Probably because it had already been taken care of. "But the offer is... Appreciated."

"But you have-", Obito patted the other’s arm, slightly confused. What a calumny. “Who? Should I learn them to breath through abdomen?” 

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[hurls a large paperclip at him.]

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"If you wanted my attention, you could have used my name…"

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"Ah, maybe. Any chance we could swap?"

"At least people are making jokes about you still."

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eyedrxps replied to your post:

"Now you understand." Stares at him.

"I'm sure it's just crushing you."

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"Missing eye jokes. Cute. How original."