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Amazing

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Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

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"you're just racist"

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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ALT

Ravioli Of Lying To God

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Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

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Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

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this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

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type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

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I recently signed up to a fancy new dentist, the chair feels like it's been molded just for me. I got so comfortable during my last clean that I actually started to drift off - which is a big deal for me as I used to have some real hang ups after a few bad dentists. Sounds wonderful, right? WRONG. Dentist woke me up with his hands still in my mouth and I. BIT. HIM. I think I will now be forever vigilant.

anyone else just really enjoy having your teeth deep-cleaned at the dentist? it's like I don't have to talk to anyone if I don't want to (hands in mouth) but can also brag about my cats to a captive audience (again, they stuck there with me between picking at my teeth), it takes about a half hour where I just get to zone out, I can imagine I'm a crocodile with a particularly skilled little birdy (who also has a spinny-brush), mouth feels great after, and it's one of the few things my fucking insurance has to completely pay for (and fuck them)

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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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Don't worry, I can save it with a few bullion cubes :)

Ok everyone time for soup day. Everyone gets to add one ingredident. Ill start, i added some bullion cubes :)

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Why are you promoting drug use on your blog

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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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I love an open window and some cool clean air