Tea ♡ 30 ♡ Autistic ♡ She/her pronouns ♡ LGBT+ ♡ A writer & artist from Scotland.
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[Guy at the workplace having a midlife crisis but he's poly] She took the wife in the divorce
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Lost and Found
I've been really nostalgic for Steven Universe lately, and I have so much love and appreciation for the show I grew up with, so I thought I should make something nice to sort of give back, y'know? Anyways, I hope you enjoy. <3
#you ever read a comic so good that your brain does all the voices for you by the end#steven universe
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Idk what customer needs to hear this but you're not funny
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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I don't really have any pithy or eloquent words in my brain right now to phrase things how I want to, but I feel like one thing that people don't even think about, or don't even think to think about, until you've experienced it for yourself, is how utterly, incredibly, unfathomably fucking wank it is to have a loved one who's trapped in the cycle of an abusive relationship. How much it just fucking sucks beyond measure to constantly feel like you're at the wrong end of a piece of elastic, hoping it doesn't snap back this time, and feeling the sting of it all the worse when it inevitably does, because this time was going to be the last time, it was, and it's not. Knowing that however bad it is for you on the outside, it's always going to be worse on the inside, and dreading that knowledge, because for it to be worse is for it to be something other than unbearable. Hearing yourself talk about it to others and getting sick of hearing yourself talk about it to others, because no-one else has the solution, because there's only one solution, because the solution is so fucking goddamn obvious, because the solution is always out of reach, because the solution is on another planet, because the solution is beneath the surface of the water, because the water looks so much like a mirror when it's still, because the water is a mirror, because the solution is hidden behind what the mirror shows. Because years pass and years pass and years pass. Because last time was going to be the last time, and it wasn't. Because you never knew that something could be worse than unbearable, that there was a thing beyond unbearable, that far worse is to be forced to bear it. Because the water is a mirror and you don't like to look. Because if it doesn't snap back, it might snap entirely, and that would be the worst thing.
#i keep wanting to leave tags but i don't want to distract from the message#but this makes me feel seen so thank you#weirdly perfect timing too
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Reverse ravenloft, characters from a grim nightmare world are good enough to be sucked to the cuddles and smile dimension
#my harengon called leap day whose family are werewolves and he sees ghosts but its fine bc he's in a side campaign that's largely comedy#leap is the only party member who didn't get the memo
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Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute
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Realized I never posted this on Tumblr! My Witch Hat Atelier -sona from 2023... time sure flies. I meant to do a redesign to enter a WHA OC design competition that was actually open to Quebec (rare!!) but didn't have the time for it, alas.
#I SAW THE DESIGN BEFORE I SAW YOUR USERNAME AND I WAS LIKE THAT LOOKS LIKE MYTHEE I MISS MYTHEE SO MUCH#IT'S YOU! MY FRIEND!#hi followers this is my friend mythee who is one of the first ppl i was brave enough to come out to 11 years ago#I love them very much#they look like a very happy comfortable wizard
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as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test
#as an escape room worker myself: if we realise it is a first date and you're good to each other sometimes we slyly help you#extra time/better clues#if one of you is being a dick to the other we sit at the cctv yelling YOU CAN DO BETTER! GIRL LEAVE HIMMMM! so#you know. you're not alone. we're like the chorus of an greek play or a twitch chat or something
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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
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okay this may be little too specific but. rb this and put in the tags a character you get defensive over. not as in “they deserve better” but as in “i know them better than anybody else does” <3
#homestuck calliope (but not any of the post comic stuff)#i know that's really old and very specific but i could write essays on her themes and messages
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You’re in her dms, I’m in those cryptic, prophetic dreams she keeps having. We’re not the same
#that time during lock down in 2020 where i had a dream where a guy i never met was like ''hi I'm your future husband#I'm here bc you told me that back in 2020 you had a hard time so I'm here to check up on you and cheer you up!''#and i proceeded to not remember his face or anything when i woke up
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