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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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In middle school you were on facebook liking hundreds of pages called shit like "Laying down in my bed = life" now you're 26 and posting shit likr "naptime is amazingly fire" upwards of 5 times a day. just pointing out how some things never leave you

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Tweet of the year imo

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today’s vibe is unending compassion and cyclical self-forgiveness

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people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

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You look unhappy today

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Lakota Nation vs. United States (Jesse Short Bull & Laura Tomaselli, 2022)

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My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

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how it feels to trust the process

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hope 2023 brings everyone lots of lesbian sex

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pleaseeeeeeeee let me have a peanus ill be so good i promise ill walk it and feed it and water it and get it its shots and train it and trim its claws and everything