xpouii
xpouii
Life Is Like A Piñata
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Feel free to call me X. 36 Years Old. She/Her, Bisexual Writer JSE/Markiplier/Thomas Sanders/Good Omens NSFW fan blog.I get up to all kinds of shit.
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xpouii · 12 hours ago
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Seeing a lot of new people show up in my notes with like "proship dni" or whatever so RENT LOWERING GUNSHOT: IM AN ADULT WHO DOES NOT CARE IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMATIC SHIPS, IM OLD AND BELIEVE TABOO FICTION IS SAFE AND HEALTHY, IM AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IT'S FINE TO HAVE SHIPS THAT WOULD BE BAD IN REAL LIFE, I BELIEVE IN TABOO KINKS AS HEALING PLACES, I DO NOT DO SHIP DISCOURSE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO GOOD PEOPLE WITHOUT CONDEMNING IT IN THE NARRATIVE, I THINK IT'S OKAY TO GET OFF TO MAKE BELIEVE BAD THINGS!!! THANKS
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xpouii · 16 hours ago
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Me trying to work on this damn fic rn
absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun
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xpouii · 16 hours ago
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Star Trek TOS S01E04 - The Naked Time
AKA the first Spirk quote in TOS and the first time ever Spock calls him "Jim".
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The crew is affected by a substance lowers inhibitions and compels people to act on repressed desires or thoughts.
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xpouii · 1 day ago
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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
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xpouii · 1 day ago
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Spirk is so perfect because like nobody understands spock, nobody understood him - throughout his entire life. Nobody on Vulcan, definitely not his father and, God bless, not even Amanda at times. When he's growing up, he's the only half Vulcan, half human out there. He's too Vulcan for humans, he knows he's too Vulcan for even his own mother. He isn't able to tell her he loves her, give her the human affections he's aware she wants from him. He's too human for the Vulcans, his first welcoming words into the world were that he was too human from his father. He's stuck in this lingo of being too human and too Vulcan depending on who's perceiving him, and he wants to be just one full thing to someone. And then along comes kirk, a stupid googly-eyed human, who sees spock for Spock. He doesn't grant Spock's wish of seeing him as just one side (preferably his Vulcan), but he sees both those sides. Kirk absolutely adores both of them. Kirk loves Spock's logical (Vulcan) side, the side that most humans unfairly rage on, and compliments him constantly on his scientific abilities. Kirk also loves Spock's more emotional (human) side, he picks up on those little cues that most other humans miss. Kirk loves spock, not as half this and half that, but as a full person. Y'all getting this.
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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if you really care about media warping people's perception of reality, how about we stop talking about porn and start talking about cop procedurals?
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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this is what happens when people can’t separate fiction from reality they go to extremes and some of them are going to have the power to enforce their beliefs in forms of laws.
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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Smut is our friend is a quote I need on a shirt
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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happy yaoi day to the founding fathers of yaoi
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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ohhh alex my emotional support jock
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy
Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE
Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted
Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative
Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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Like a new friend!
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xpouii · 2 days ago
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James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself
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xpouii · 3 days ago
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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr
this is my house?
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