xorgaloth

[xorgaloth]

Remember kids- Xorgaloth says:

Home Owners Associations are products of satan, and you are morally obligated to blast the president of your local HOA to smithereens

[xorgaloth]

Greetings to the semi-sentient species of carbon based organisms inhabiting the planet below. It is understood by Xorgaloth that this planet is designated "Terra" in your language. This broadcast has been translated into whatever language confuses you the least, for your convenience. Congratulations! Your planet has been visited by Xorgaloth!

Xorgaloth wishes only to live in peace among Terrans, and as such, will only rarely siphon the life energies of nearby organisms, as Xorgaloth understands this to be a generally frowned upon behavior in Terran society.

As a final note, Xorgaloth wishes to inform Terrans that no weapon concieved by man can harm Xorgaloth. Feel free to attempt to attack Xorgaloth, but be warned that your efforts will, ultimately, be fruitless. There is a single substance that will give Xorgaloth an allergic reaction, but questions about what that is will be met with vaporization.

For your convenience, a familiar image of native Terran wildlife has been included for reassurance and calming purposes.