xnitecrawlerx

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I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!

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telling a girl "you're like a sister to me" is less of a friendzone and more an invitation for sex depending on what she's into

[xnitecrawlerx]

theyre calling it already 2025 will be remembered as the year of making out tenderly yet passionately with her drooling cockhead while gazing up into her eyes. get in on it while you can

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

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youtube should put a button on the home page that you press that says "I DONT WANT TO WATCH ANY OF THIS SHIT" and it completely replaces your reccomended instead of serving you the same shit you see over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

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Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

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work bathroom dirty mirror selfie

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[xnitecrawlerx]

consume enough incest content and the phrase "it's not weird" will alter ur brain chemistry

[xnitecrawlerx]

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

[xnitecrawlerx]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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btw we hung out

so today i finally got the nerve to ask my crush if they wanna hang out and we've been trading smut texts and nudes ever since and today was such a good day eeeeepp

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playfighting with your sister until you have her pinned.. she keeps trying to kick you off. she notices where your gaze falls and stills.. 

"sis?"

in an adrenaline fueled moment, you lean down to press your lips against hers. theyre as soft as youve always imagined.

she manages to get her hands free, and you reflexively pull away from her now free arm. her face doesnt show disgust or anger. she just looks confused. she moves to put her hands against your chest, as if to throw you off of her.

but... her hands arent raised to push you away, theyre pulling you closer. shes grabbing needy fistfuls of your clothes, tugging your full weight against her body.

she meets your lips this time, forcing her tongue into your mouth. you kiss until youre out of breath, all tongue and teeth and wandering hands.

when you pull away, her eyes are shimery with tears, and her hair disheveled. she pants into your mouth, whining at the loss of your warm tongue.

"you have no idea, how long, ive waited, for that," she manages, in between breaths.

"i love you."

"i love you too"