Gaud, you need to read Heavens Design Team. It`s a hilarious take on the ‘God created Light and Dark’ but then got lazy and decided to outsource the project. A chapter literally has a long legged penguin
Happy birthday!! How do you feel about penguins having knees?
it’s so they can wear sexy garters under their tuxedos
Ah, but did you hate having to do a school project so much you hid in an empty cupboard in the classroom and naively thought you would be left alone only to be found by the teacher and sort of ‘ walk of shame’ yourself out of the enclosed space?
hello tumblr for the bargain price of $6.66 i will present to you one of my Top 5 Most Embarrassing Childhood Misadventures
Guess who just missed the fucking time to turn on the washing machine because she was distracted?......This mess!!!
So I`m trying to study for an oral Morphology exam that I have tommorrow, but my brain is currently saying:
‘wait, your aunt told you to turn on the washing machine at 2o`clock and you will miss it if you do anything but constantly check the clock for the moment the numbers hit 2 so you will sit here and wait until 2 and then stress about when the cycle finishes to put it on spin cycle and then stress more to hang it up outside where your dog is definitely going to need to be fed, and you wont get to study, you`ll fail your test, you`ll fail in life and die!!’
So I`m trying to study for an oral Morphology exam that I have tommorrow, but my brain is currently saying:
‘wait, your aunt told you to turn on the washing machine at 2o`clock and you will miss it if you do anything but constantly check the clock for the moment the numbers hit 2 so you will sit here and wait until 2 and then stress about when the cycle finishes to put it on spin cycle and then stress more to hang it up outside where your dog is definitely going to need to be fed, and you wont get to study, you`ll fail your test, you`ll fail in life and die!!’
Pretty simple and straight forward. It doesn’t matter if it’s tagged as a ship you dislike or you’re 10 chapters in, if you don’t like it or it disturbs you too much, stop. The back button is your friend.
Rule 2, Properly Tag
If your fic contains anything possibly triggering or squicky, tag it. If your fic is an AU, tag it. If your fic is about a ship, tag it. Vice versa, do not overtag or improperly tag. If your fic is based around Stucky, don’t tag Stony.
Rule 3, Filters are your friend
If the app or website has an option to filter tags, use it. If you need to download an extension, download it. If someone has missed an important tag, you can politely message them requesting to add it.
Rule 4, Don’t harass people for shipping your NoTp
We all have that one ship we absolutely positively hate with every fibre of our being. And chances are, someone hates your Otp with the same ferocity. Don’t harass people over shipping your NoTp.
Rule 5, Do your research
If you’re writing a fic and a plot point or character is introduced you’re not sure how to write, research it! Google is your friend! There are also blogs dedicated to assisting people with certain topics such as @writingwithcolor
Rule 6, Your kink is not my kink, and that’s okay
Chances are, someone gets off to something you hate. And, that’s okay! We all have different and varying tastes!
Rule 7, Feedback keeps content creators creating
Likes, comments, reblogs, and recomendations keep your fanfic writers writing. Where would writers be if no one read their works? Where would artists be if no one bought their art?
Rule 8, If you want it, write it
It’s bound to happen to everyone, you just can’t find a specific fic for a specific ship or it’s that one rare pair no one appreciates like you do. What do you do in this situation? You write it yourself! It may not be the best-written or most poetic or maybe it’s just a pure crackfic, but that’s okay!
Rule 9, Fanon is not Canon
Likewise, headcanons are not canon. And if someone has a different headcanon, that’s okay! Sure, we may ignore canon for fics but headcanons and fanfiction and fanart are not canon!
Rule 10, Fiction is not reality
And the most important of all, fiction is not reality. Writing abuse fics does not mean you support abuse in real life. Writing suicidal characters does not mean the writer is suicidal. Writing glorified murder fics does not mean the writer supports murder in real life.
If you have more positive rules, feel free to add! These are just 10 little rules I find to be very important for a happy healthy fandom. Remember, fandoms are supposed to be for fun! You write that shameless self-insert Mary Sue OC, you write that rarepair smut, you write that 250k slow burn Coffee Shop AU! You make fandom as fun as you want it to be!
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