xkcd-for-that
There's an xkcd for that
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About the blagI am not Randall Munroe, nor am I associated with him, but should I ever get the chance I'll pass along your love.
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xkcd-for-that · 1 month ago
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Conveniently approximated as e+2, Pau is commonly known as the Devil's Ratio (because in the octal expansion, '666' appears four times in the first 200 digits while no other run of 3+ digits appears more than once.)
Some people think the natural numbers should start at zero, and get very worked up about this somehow being the "true", most logical, practical, etc. definition.
Some people think the natural numbers should start at one, and get equally worked up about this being the "true", most logical, most practical, etc. definition.
Unfortunately, to date -- and despite my vigorous letter-writing campaign -- the hidebound reactionaries that comprise the mathematical elite have rejected out of hand my elegant compromise position.
Apparently it "misses the point completely" and "wouldn't make any sense" and "1/2 isn't even an integer".
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xkcd-for-that · 1 month ago
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Sure, you could just ask, but this also takes care of the host gift thing.
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xkcd-for-that · 1 month ago
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There's planned downtime every night when we turn on the Roomba and it runs over the cord.
SO FIREFOX BROKE
I WENT TO CLEAR MY CACHE N STUFF SINCE DOWNLOADS WERE BEING SLOW AND FIREFOX SAYS MY COOKIES TAKE UP
17,179,869,185 GB
THAT'S LIKE 17 TIMES THE ENTIRE FUCKING INTERNET WHAT DID I DO WHAT HAPPENED
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xkcd-for-that · 1 month ago
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I understand large sample sizes are key to a low standard error of the mean, but the entire sophomore class?
My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school.
I said, “Yes, but I was part of the control group.”
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xkcd-for-that · 1 month ago
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It's nice to see you back 💙
Thank you, it's nice to be back 🧡
I recently changed teams at work and the difference it's made in my life has been tremendous, and I'm very glad to be able to get back to the important things in life, like responding to random tumblr posts with xkcd comics!
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xkcd-for-that · 1 month ago
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Hi! Someone call for me? I'm a superhero who specializes in the study of God's creation of Man in the Book of Genesi-- HOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG!
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xkcd-for-that · 1 month ago
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I have never been as self-conscious about my handwriting as when I was inking in the caption for this comic.
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This tattoo is very funny when you know that kerning is the fancy term for the space between letters. Very important in text design to get it right.
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xkcd-for-that · 1 month ago
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Wikipedia path: Virus -> Immune system -> Innate immune system -> Parasites -> List of parasites of humans -> Naegleria fowleri -> Primary amoebic meningoencephalitis -> Deciding I DEFINITELY shouldn't connect an aquarium pump to my sinuses
i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with
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xkcd-for-that · 2 months ago
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Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.
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xkcd-for-that · 2 months ago
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FYI, it turns out "...because I haven't figured out whether he would be my brother-in-law or not" does NOT qualify as a "reason why these two should not be wed."
I am searching for a term that may not exist:
I have a husband
He has a brother, who is my brother-in-law
My brother-in-law has a wife. Now colloquially, she is my sister in law, but is there a distinction to indicate she is also my husband's sister-in-law and not his sister? Is she my sister-in-law-in-law? My sister twice removed?
This is not actually the term I'm after but it'll help.
My brother-in-law's wife has siblings. Who are they in relation to me? I see my sister-in-law-in-law's brother more than I see her, but is there a way to explain that he's family?
Now, the real term I'm after: my sister-in-law-in-law's brother has a daughter. Is she my niece? Second cousin some degree removed??
Like, kinship trees vary wildly by culture, but I feel like there might be terms for these by-marriage relatives from inheritance law or something?
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xkcd-for-that · 2 months ago
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'The sad thing is that I just wanted to talk about your poor smoke-bomb techniques.'
I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up
If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm
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xkcd-for-that · 6 months ago
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2060: The gregarious superintelligent AI, happily talking its way out of a box, is fast becoming a relic of the past. Today's quantum hyper-beings are too busy with their internal multiverse sims to even notice that they're in boxes at all!
If you think people used to willingly stare off into the distance before smartphones, my dad told me he had this psychology assignment when he was in college in the 80s which was basically
Go to a restaraunt by yourself and eat a meal without a newspaper or journal or anything else to keep you occupied and then write a report about it
Which tells me that this was a way for a professor to inflict psychological torture on their students and that people used to bring little things with them to keep them entertained. Shown by those old pictures of everyone in a trolley reading a newspaper with one hand.
Frankly I think that the human brain has been craving smart phone forever. Perhaps we use it too much at times but if this was 1985 we also wouldn’t be talking to people. We’d just be looking at newspaper or drawing stuff on notepad instead. And the old people would all be shaking their fists about how kids spend too much time looking at that damn TV because yes this discourse has been going on long before smart phone
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xkcd-for-that · 6 months ago
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It's the Sun. We need the Sun.
Why is this heat so hot 😩
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xkcd-for-that · 7 months ago
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Of course, factions immediately sprang up in favor of '~*~sTaR tReK iNtO dArKnEsS~*~', 'xX_StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNess_Xx', and 'Star Trek lnto Darkness' (that's a lowercase 'L').
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xkcd-for-that · 8 months ago
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I’m glad the folks at NASA are having fun with XKCD too.
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xkcd-for-that · 8 months ago
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Welcome back, whether you're planning to stay or not! Glad to see you in my feed again tho
Thank you for the kind words!
I think I'll probably be sticking around, although I'll probably be slow on this blog for the next while. I've been incredibly busy, and I've also been experiencing some burnout (from work, this blog isn't *that* much effort), but makes it hard to prioritize this blog. I have missed doing these though, so I'm going to do my best!
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xkcd-for-that · 8 months ago
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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing
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