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OK VERY ACCURATE

Ah yes, my favourite flavour combo. My personal ideal throuple. My Neopolitan, my tres leches.

Sad Wet Puppy, Snarky Twink and Competent Boss Bitch.

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Shoutouts to the British for making shit up about Robespierre's himbo little brother being a cannibal because they were salty he took Toulon back from them (with his new bestie Napoleon Bonaparte)

From Augustin: The Younger Robespierre by Mary Young

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Dashcon Is Resurrected: The Entire Story Of Dashcon 2

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When Bring Me to Life gets played at Dashcon 2

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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Things you can only see at Dashcon 2: Marie Antoinette and Robespierre doing the caramelldansen

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in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast

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Yeah Thomas Paine was just THERE during the French Revolution, part of the French government even though he didn't speak any French. He got made an honorary citizen of France and then elected by FIVE DIFFERENT CONSTITUENCIES AT THE SAME TIME to the National Convention after the overthrow of the monarchy. They just wanted him around!! Then because it was the French Revolution he got thrown into jail and almost guillotined once they started getting super xenophobic (even though they were the ones who wanted him there!!).

imagine being this guy whose main claim to fame is getting his ass beat by both George Washington and Napoleon

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imagine being this guy whose main claim to fame is getting his ass beat by both George Washington and Napoleon

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Always happy to serve my queen ('s head to the CDC so they can test the brain matter for rabies)!!

As a rabies educator, it is so nice to have friends who take proper rabies testing seriously like @xiranjayzhao Maximilien Robespierre

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i was watching pride and prejudice (2005) as we all should be doing. and yeah, you know this scene.

instagram / inprnt

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You're everything I ever prayed for.

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COWABUNGA 😭😭😭😭

I was staying at a friend's house and had a dream that Pitbull (the rapper) came out as trans and was BEAUTIFUL and I woke up briefly just as my friend was going to work but I was still too sleepy to get up so I called her while in the same house to say I dreamed that Pitbull was trans and then hung up

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a comic i started in november 2023, then didn't know how to finish as the numbers kept growing higher and higher. then they grew too high not to finish it

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I was staying at a friend's house and had a dream that Pitbull (the rapper) came out as trans and was BEAUTIFUL and I woke up briefly just as my friend was going to work but I was still too sleepy to get up so I called her while in the same house to say I dreamed that Pitbull was trans and then hung up

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The duality of humankind

CITATION STYLES THUNDERDOME