xenoqueensab
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Sabrina. 28. she/her, bi. @junejulyaugustdecember is pretty cool 馃挅 More xenomorph posts than your average blog, but not quite enough to be considered an Alien blog, check em out in the #alien tag. Girlfriend tag is #pretty lady. Pics of my cat are under #salem. I make dice as a hobby, check #click clack math rocks for my work!
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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time
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Stop squirming!
Neanderthals finger combing the tangles out of each other鈥檚 hair after washing
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its so fucked up that they don't let you jack yourself off in new jersey. you start cranking it and a guy runs over HEY HEY BUDDY LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU!! when every other state you can just jack yourself off
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anyways yeah this girl ive been dating is a doll. No shes not transgender. No its not "empty spaces" shes literally just a doll, she doesnt know what any of that is. Yeah like a raggedy ann or something. Brought to life by a childs wish a couple decades ago i think, she was vague. No yeah shes completely vanilla and most active on facebook and linkedin. I honestly feel bad for even leading with the doll thing it was kinda disrespectful to her, she's working her way through cosmetology school.
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I know that the "alien bush cut" thing is just a joke, they didn't really edit out sigourney weaver's bush, but wait:
That doesn't mean we can't edit it back in. In this kickstarter, I'm trying to raise 20 million dollars to manually edit every frame where Ripley is in her distinctive panties to add in the bush she would have had.
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settings > my shower > manage my shower
water 馃煩
soap 馃煩
corner spider 猬滐笍
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Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on
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not perfect first time painting it digitally <3
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