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DANCING. SPIDER-MAN.

Top icons posted to @oldinterneticons in September 2024

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is this him

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I actually need Robert Eggers to make a proper adaptation of Phantom of The Opera because he would absolutely hit it out of the park and I'd actually pass away/levitate up to heaven-

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You are my affliction.

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You couldn't take Astarion to see Nosferatu in the theater. Not because it'd be triggering for him or anything. But because every five minutes, he'd turn to you with the saddest eyes imaginable and hysterically ask, "I don't look like that, right?! Most vampires don't look like that!" And you'd have to reassure him through the whole 132 minutes run time.

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Come to me

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NOSFERATU (2024) — dir. Robert Eggers

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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

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Red Bed

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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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having brain rot about your own TTRPG character is so embarrassing. yes i love her and i think about her all day and i’ll take any excuse to talk about her. no, there’s no book or anything for you to read. she’s my emotional support rogue. she’s my fidget toy. i wish you could meet her. i made her up inside my head.

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holiday season :]

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"What good, this heart of stone, for it to be shattered?"

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Charmed, I'm sure