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The child of a gay couple never has to wonder if they were planned

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why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

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if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame

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me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:

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Here’s a pic of my dad holding popcorn after the fair came into town We can only get it like once a year so we stock up I didn’t wanna show his face BUT

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lmao

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oh…..my god (source)

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when you’ve got an Opinion™ but you know it’ll open up The Discourse™ so you gotta hold in all your emotion

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ME

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And you laugh like you’ve never been lonely …

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