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I won’t let them hurt you again

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Hans Cosplayer

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And maybe I’ll forget

how much she meant to me

I was watching Annie and this song came on and I thought it was good for the part where Kristoff left Anna. Then somewhere along the line, this crappy edit happened.

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Kristoff and Anna from Frozen

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"1, 2, 3, 4 . . ."

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"I need to get to Kristoff!"

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Sentence Meme sentences

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”



”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird."

"You’re under arrest."

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Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games

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— ❖ — "… I'm honestly still surprised you could pick up that thing, let alone throw it so hard and so far. I'm kinda impressed, actually." 

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          “Self-defense? I have too much free time on my hands. I needed something to entertain me for 13 years.”

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— ❖ — Kristoff's eyes widened as Krisa told him her plan. He began shaking his head, declining the idea emphatically before she was even halfway finished speaking. He would never-- could never-- put her in that situation! Hans was a ruthless bastard. If he discovered that Krisa was Kristoff's twin sister, there was no guessing what he would do. The Southern man was capable of anything, as Kristoff and Anna both discovered when he beheaded the queen before their eyes on the icy fjord.

"No, Krisa," Kristoff answered, still shaking his head. He crossed his arms over his chest, looking down at her firmly. He often subconsciously made himself seem even larger than his sister in moments of conflict. "You're not goin' into that castle. I don't care if Hans doesn't know right now. He's smart, and people aren't always careful. Somebody'll find out about you, and they'll tell somebody, and then Hans'll know." He took a deep breath, calming himself. "Look. I know you're tryin' to help… But I can't let you do this."

It wasn't just Krisa he was thinking of. There was Anna, who Kristoff would sooner cut off his right arm for than cause her pain-- he'd heard rumors that the king was unkind to his wife, and Kristoff believed them. There was also Bulda, Grand Pabbie, and the rest of their family back in the valley. They'd already lost Kristoff. He wouldn't let them lose Krisa, too. Their remaining family needed to stay together… Even if that meant that they had to do it without him. 

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={❄}= Slowly, Krisa saw the iron return in her brother, igniting his veins, just like all those times when they would have those friendly little competitions just between the two of them. When they were growing up, Krisa was always insistent on proving that even though she was smaller, she was just as strong as Kristoff. Of course, that wasn’t true—it probably wasn’t possible, not with his size. But she was faster, which was why her propositions soon turned to seeing who could swim to the other side of the lake first, or reach the end of the ice fields.

He was himself again, the desire to win returning. Only this time, it mattered. She finally grinned when he spoke, glad that she didn’t have to resort to punching his old self out of him.

"You will." They just had to figure something out, and then soon Anna and Kristoff would be back together, and she could actually meet the princess. 

And that was when Krisa’s blood quickened, and she got an idea.

"Use me,” she said suddenly, eyes immediately darting to Kristoff’s face as she began gesturing to herself. “The prince doesn’t know what I look like—he doesn’t even know that I exist. I could infiltrate the castle, find work as a servant…and I could talk  to her, Kristoff.” That had to be worth something.

“I could pass messages, or even…help Anna escape.” The possibilities flooded her mind. It was workable…there wasn’t a single defect in her plan. Krisa would have to be painstakingly careful, of course, but…it was do-able.

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LEGAL NAME: Kristoff Bjorgman.  ALIAS[ES]: Christopher, Iceman, Ice Brute. DATE OF BIRTH:  January 12th.  GENDER | SPECIES: Male | Human. PLACE OF BIRTH: Arendelle. CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Shack/Shelter atop the North Mountain in the kingdom of Arendelle (default/verse dependent). SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Norwegian.  EDUCATION: Some schooling in the orphanage, and some more by Grand Pabbie and Bulda after adoption. OCCUPATION: Ice Harvester. CRIMINAL RECORD: Banished from Arendelle for kissing the Queen of Arendelle after her marriage (default/verse dependent). DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: No | No | No. LIKE[S]: Ice, Reindeers, Carrots, Music (guitar and singing). DISLIKE[S]: King Hans of Arendelle (default/verse dependent), Overpriced Items. FEAR[S]: Weakness, Helplessness, Loneliness, Losing Anna forever. PERSONALITY TRAITS: Selfless, Sensitive, Sweet, Strong, Crude, Abrasive, Temperamental, Awkward.

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HAIR COLOUR: Golden Blonde. EYE COLOUR: Light Brown. HEIGHT: 6'4"  TATTOOS: None.

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SIBLING[S]: Krisa Bjorgman (verse dependent). PARENT[S]: Gunter and Helga Bjorgman (deceased), Bulda (adopted troll mother).  CHILDREN: None (verse dependent). PETS[S]: Sven the Reindeer.

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SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Straight. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Verse dependent. 

meet the muse ;

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couples with visible size differences

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couples where one has to stand on tippy toes to kiss the other

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couples where one has to bend down to kiss the other

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Brown relates to protection and support and, with a keen sense of duty and responsibility, takes its obligations seriously. It encourages a strong need for security and sense of belonging, with family and friends being of utmost importance.

Black relates to the secretive and the unknown, and, as a result, it creates an air of mystery. It keeps things bottled up inside, hidden from the world.

Purple inspires unconditional and selfless love, devoid of ego, encouraging sensitivity and compassion.

Blue is a color of trust, honesty, and loyalty. It is sincere, reserved, and quiet, and doesn’t like to make a fuss or draw attention. It likes to do things its own way.

Green is the color of growth and rebirth. It renews and restores depleted energy. It is the sanctuary away from the stresses of modern living, restoring us back to a sense of wellbeing.

Yellow is the color of the mind and the intellect. It is uplifting and illuminating, offering hope, happiness, and fun.

Orange offers emotional strength in difficult times. It aids in the assimilation of new ideas and frees the spirit of its limitations, giving us the freedom to be ourselves. At the same time, it encourages self respect and respect of others. 

Red signifies a pioneering spirit and leadership qualities, promoting ambition and determination. It is also strong-willed and gives confidence to those who are shy or lacking in will-power. 

Pink represents compassion, nurturing and love. It relates to unconditional love and understanding. It is feminine and romantic, affectionate and intimate, thoughtful and caring.

White is purity, innocence, wholeness, and completion. It is the color of new beginnings, wiping the slate clean, so to speak. However, too much white can be cold, isolating, and empty. 

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do you want to build a snowman?

I can’t stop drawing him. send help. D:

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— ❖ — "… When exactly do you think you'll be needin' to throw a forty pound bust?" 

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          “I was practicing my throw in case I would need it. It’s stupid—I know, but you never know how handy it would come later in life!”