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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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i cant bring you anywhere dude like we cant walk past one rock without you breaking it open and extracting its jewels

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*20000 years in the future* captain we broke every rock on earth to extract their treasures and theres no rocks left and we used up all our treasures

the captain: theres still one rock left *looks down between his feet*

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friend driving: *runs over a large rock cracking it open and shredding the tires* fuckk

his intelligent and resourceful friend: i bet that rock had treasures in it *slides out the window*

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every rock is filled with gold and diamonds and emeralds and crystal rubies and dollar bills

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the rock whisperer he comes to your house with a film crew and breaks all your rocks to extract their treasures

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every rock is talking to me telling me to break it open and extract its treasures

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every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

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My excuse to draw lots of Ichimatsus and Jokers

Bonus:

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This came to me in a vision

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i hauve a cold

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theyre on their way to feed the cats !!!!!!!!!!

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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

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Thanos Car wins piston cup

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Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body) // Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

[Dennis // Female horror protagonists]

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