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mikugeuse, mikugeuse, mikugeuse!!

she lives in a haunted pc and sounds like miku but with the growl parameter at max at all times. and she went thru a character arc where she wanted to become human but in the end she is happy remaining digital, and that doesn't make her any less real. :)

who would i be without combining everything i love with the most versatile and iconic and beloved virtual idol of all time. happy 16th anniversary hatsune miku!! 🪲🎵

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It must be hard for Mrs. Columbo to be a fan of anything. Any time she's into a writer, a movie star, a TV show, her husband comes home and goes "You'll never guess who I met today at work!" and a couple of days later goes "You'll never guess who the murderer was."

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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

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You know what

Whatever. Crabsune Miku

Yabba my Sekaaiiicing

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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

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yup i caramelized some onions last night. basically you fucking wish you were me right now *a massive demon centipede bursts through the wall* oh fuck! *i produce my holy lightning tommy gun and riddle that sucker with a hail of thunderous bullets* fuck!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!

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i think im gonna thrup

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"stone" butch and "high" femme? the lesbians are smokign the WEEDS???

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Wait is…is it possible?

*googles man and woman kissing*

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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

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impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

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my body is rejecting my new chill vibes and sweet thoughts implant

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I had to redraw that one image