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i have been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two in my time
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yeah so, in conclusion, i need my ass fucked.
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My sex drive is too high for the sex I'm not having wtf
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Me: I won鈥檛 get jealous
Me: Who鈥檚 this fucking whore
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get in my bed loser, we're cuddlefucking
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cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
me: yeah he was not very friendly
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if i鈥檓 not a part of your daily stalking schedule what are we even doing
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me in a moshpit: sorry, sorry, excuse me, oh my god i鈥檓 so sorry, excuse me, sorry
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