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According to all the posts on the internet, this Punk Music seems to be about being a huge pussy online

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find your wife simulator

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Me if I was severed, probably.

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My Grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Boss Bind! But it does contain… THE UNSTOPPABLE JIMBO

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if anyone ever asks you what utena is about just show them this

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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

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had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

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being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

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Maybe you didn’t personally drop bombs on innocent Yemenis, but the guy whose plane you performed maintenance on did. Maybe you didn’t shoot that 14 year old Iraqi kid who got too close to wire, but the guy you provided medical care did. Maybe you didn’t sexually assault that woman in Okinawa, but the guy who ate in your mess hall did. The vast majority of military service roles are non-combat. Their only purpose is to enable the combatants who carry out the crimes of the American empire.

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I've been laughing about this for 30 min

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let's clear this up: when i say my powers are "evil", i'm not talking about anything structural or political. it means that my magic bolts are predominantly black, crimson and purple.

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so funny to get passionate about your job when you work a really boring job. i saw an unusual kind of lease payment for the first time today and i got so excited i grabbed all my coworkers to tell them. i’ve wanted to see a lease payment like that for months

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it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to