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the housing market is ruining my sex life

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“why are you tagging this post as this character/ship, it literally makes no sense” well first of all i know and perceive the truth and am able to make flawless leaps in logic that are nevertheless grounded in fact

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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

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why does the usa have a city called corpus christi chuuni ass name you are not the body of christ you are a series of interconnected parking lots

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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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having mutuals who are all also mutuals of each other is like living in a fucking hive mind. heres a post, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again

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US federal employees will no longer be observing:

MLK day

Black history month

Women's history month

Holocaust Day of Remembrance

API heritage month

Pride

Juneteenth

Women's equality day

Hispanic heritage month

Disability awareness month

Native American heritage month

they've also shut down all affinity/resource/networking groups for minorities

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Scared to think about them too hard (I'd explode) so I doodled this instead

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there are two kinds of dads...

THE PITT 1.05 • 11:00 A.M.

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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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your honor my client should be at the club

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Sea of Stars

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save a horse

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Biker Boothill!