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Text || Ana & Ev

Ev: We'll see about that. My child will still be better. it's on.

Ana: I don't know. If the baby is Rome's, I'm pretty sure my baby will be a sassy motherfucker who takes no shit.

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Ana: I know. Especially coming from me. AKA Queen Fashionista.

Ev: Whateva. All I know is that my child will be the best dressed child ever.

Ana: My child will be too. Because. You'll spoil them. All uncles/godfathers spoil their nieces/nephews/godchildren.

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Text || Ana & Ev

Ana: Duh. They'd need good fashion sense. No one has more swagger than you.

Ev: Ah, that means so much!

Ana: I know. Especially coming from me. AKA Queen Fashionista.

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Ana: OF COURSE I WOULD! You two would be the godparents.

Ev: Good. Wait...R-really...?

Ana: Duh. They'd need good fashion sense. No one has more swagger than you.

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Text || Ana & Ev

Ev: THEN YOU BETTER. BETTER BETTER. TAKE CARE OF THAT CHILD.

Ana: OF COURSE I WOULD! You two would be the godparents.

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Haha.. I love you. What's wrong, sweetie?

Just fucking great!

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OH YOU MEANT IT LIKE THAT.

Just fucking great!

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Handsome, when are you not very gay...?

Just fucking great!

Well I’m not very gay right now!

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Text || Ana & Ev

Ev: I better fucking not. I need to keep this figure for my wedding.

Ana: Haha. Whatever, Evvy. Ev.. Seriously though.. What if.. What if I'm pregnant..?

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Ev: I don't ever gain wait though!

Ana: You may start to, though! You don't know!

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Text || Ana & Ev

Ana: Fuck.. Well.. Goodbye, best friend. It's been lovely getting to make you fat and happy.

Ev: I haven't gotten fat though...

Ana: Yet. :D

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Text || Ana & Ev

Ana: Please.... Don't tell mobman about this.. He'll kill me.. Even worse than you.. FUCK.

Ev: ...I can't keep secrets.

Ana: Fuck.. Well.. Goodbye, best friend. It's been lovely getting to make you fat and happy.

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Ana: No.. and.. No... Oh my God... Oh my God.. Fuck.. Flynn.. Fuck.. Rome.. Shit..\

Ev; YEAH, ANA. YEAH.

Ana: Please.... Don't tell mobman about this.. He'll kill me.. Even worse than you.. FUCK.

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Text || Ana & Ev

Ev: ARE YOU ON BIRTH CONTROL? DID YOU USE A CONDOM? CAUSE HEY YOU CAN BE PREGNANT. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. OMG. NOW IM GONNA BE WORRIED AND WAITING AND GETTING SICK OVER THIS OMG. WHAT THE..I JUST..NO.

Ana: No.. and.. No... Oh my God... Oh my God.. Fuck.. Flynn.. Fuck.. Rome.. Shit..

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Text || Ana & Ev

Ana: Ev.. Calm down.. Okay?

Ev: HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO CALM DOWN? ANA HE'S AN ASSHOLE. I HATE HIM, HE BROKE YOU. AND YOU FUCKED HIM?

Ev: HOLY FUCK BALLS, ANA, WHAT IF YOU'RE PREGNANT. IS HE READY FOR A CHILD? ARE YOU? YOU WON'T EVEN GET MARRIED.

Ana: I broke him, too, Ev.. Just as much. If I didn't start breaking him, he wouldn't have left and broke me. Ev.. Ev I'm not pregnant. I can't be pregnant, okay?

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Text || Ana & Ev

Ev:.........

Ev: YOU BETTER MEAN SWAP DNA AS IN MAKING OUT.

Ev: OMFG ANA, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. ROME? THE ASSHOLE?

Ev: YOU BETTER HAVE LIKE USED A CONDOM OR SOMETHING.

Ev: NO, NO, NO YOU BETTER BE PREPARED FOR ME TO KILL THE BOTH OF YOU.

Ana: Ev.. Calm down.. Okay?

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Text || Ana & Ev

Ev: I don't like when you start off texts like that.

Ana: I don't either.. Ev.. Rome and I.. sort of.. swapped DNA last night.. It was an accident..