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《又见红绸舞剑 to see the red silk sash sword-dance again 》

On the night of the mid-autumn festival, in the company of friends and fragrant wine, Li Lianhua drank to a state of blissful satisfaction. He pulled off a red sash that was at hand to tie it to his sword and began to dance with his sword while he drank. In his drunken stupor, Xiaobao declared that he had seen Chang'er. (A-Fei woke up the next day with a hangover and found that the belt from his red robe was missing.)

Artist: 呼葱觅蒜 on weibo; reposted with credit as requested.

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成毅 Cheng Yi Studio weibo update, 17 Sep 2024 – Studio presents Mid-autumn postcards + BTS from taking the polaroids, double the happiness!

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Shang Qinghua sticking sapphires on his forehead to match the shape of Mobei Jun's demon mark, kind of like those stick-on earrings. Mobei Jun walks into a wall and nearly crushes something when he finally notices

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Lord Seventh cover design by me

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We! Rate! Eunuchs!

Sure, we all love eunuchs. But have you ever found yourself with an emptiness in your heart because you were unable to objectively measure your eunuchs? Well, now you can! Thanks to our handy Eunuch Measuring Scale, you can visualize your eunuchs and even see how they stack up against other eunuchs. Enjoy this handy demonstration of how it works!

The Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty

Sleuth's eunuchs are absolutely unmatched in the complexity and fuckability departments, and also get full schemesy marks. Their style is sharp but not particularly varied, and while they do call on their beloved emperor, they don't particularly get a good solid holler going about it. Still, Sleuth's little meow meow eunuchs are high-quality, top-of-the-line eunuchs, practically the industry standard.

The Blood of Youth

Imagine -- eunuchs that not only have stunning outfits of their own, but that coordinate with their coworkers! Hats with architecture that defies logic! It's the style score that makes the Blood of Youth's eunuchs truly stand out. While they are admittedly less fully realized than their Sleuth counterparts, one must chalk this slight deficiency up to how difficult it is to get any screen time in a show with eight billion other characters. They're still full of schemesy goodness, though, leaving you always wanting more.

Nirvana in Fire

Nirvana in Fire presents a special eunuch challenge, as there's only really one eunuch to speak of: Gao Zhan, the emperor's loyal attendant. While his primary function in the show is to feign ignorance so he doesn't get into trouble, he can fretfully wail for his head of state like none other. It's tough to singlehandedly bear the responsibility of all eunuch represenation in a property, but Gao Zhan performs admirably in all areas an emperor could desire.

Story of Yanxi Palace

In contrast to Nirvana in Fire, Yanxi Palace has a substantial number of eunuchs, and every one of them is absolutely plotting something at all times. While the sex appeal of these identically dressed eunuchs is on average low, Yuan Chunwang brings the fuckable score up single-handedly by being the rare canonically fuckable eunuch. Note that the Yanxi Palace eunuchs lose a few points on a technicality: By the time they're around, the emperor is a huángshàng, not a bìxià, and it's much more difficult to get a good mournful cry going when you can't exploit the natural trajectory of two falling tones in a row.

Sleep better at night knowing you can now objectively measure your eunuchs along these six important axes! I know I will!

Eunuch Measuring Scale: because dudes gotta measure something

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SQH, to SQQ: your taste in men is not superior to mine. you just like them a little weepy. you’d fuck a snake if it cried

ZZL, crawling from under the bed: …would you ?

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Let’s see some really different aspects of SuYin.😎 They really had fun that day.✨

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meng mo should have had male lovers in the past that he lore drops on binghe and binghe’s just “??????? but you said me and shizun were unnatural and immoral” “yeah but that’s a you problem”

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need to get back on my qiye grind forgot how much i love qiye

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wish i could somehow stop seeing the unending mdzs discourse on my TL but still get to see the funny posts and polls

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i need this in hd

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this man is strange and repressed. i think if he let that little prince fuck him he'd be less weird

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"Come to bed little toxin"

more hugs and cuddles for Wu Xi pls 💕

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肖顺尧 Xiao Shunyao weibo update, 5th Sep 2024 — #Life in High Definition# #Living with Celebrity Vibes# Cheers 🍻 ​​​

Xiao Shunyao's OOTD for the livestream for his Gillette x BAPE endorsement

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Binghe's Big Black Eyes Like Cold Stars. You agree. Reblog