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just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich
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In case you don't know, Adam Lambert is Jewish, and I can't imagine what it must feel like to have an audience outright laughing at what is very clearly meant to be a song against antisemitism in Germany during the rise of the Nazis, especially during this political climate
It kind of reminds me of my high school production of Fiddler on the Roof back in 2015, when the parents laughed at the pogrom that happens at the wedding...because flipping tables over is sooo funnee, I guess???
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Even if this is more or less keeping up with inflation, wages have not kept up with inflation, and general cost of living has exceeded the rate of inflation. Not gonna spend $80 on a game I can't actually own when I'm barely making rent.
You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...




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An animated comic based on the end scene from “Not What He Seems”
This is only the first page! See the rest HERE !!
So Gravity Falls has quickly become one of, if not my favorite, shows on television right now. Like most, the latest episode had a huge impact on me. I loved everything about it, the writing, the animation, the visuals, the voice acting, characterization, etc. There was so much love and thought and talent that had gone into every aspect that it really inspired me to make an homage to my favorite scene. So I hope you enjoy! And join me in pensive agony as we wait for the next episode this summer.
10/16/2024 EDIT:
So I’m updating this post! I’ve been seeing enough people re-discovering it that I figured I’d take out the broken link and put the rest of the pages up. Hope y’all enjoy =]
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If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"
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I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.
#you're gonna crucify me for this one#but peanut butter is the worst of these#everything else fucks severely#peanut butter is good. however it has also already been perfected by the reeses#all other attempts fall short#the fancier it is the further it has fallen
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oh so civil war guys can reenact their battles but when i, a 9/11 enthusiast
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Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane
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shoutout to the guy who ran for "class president" (not a real role at this school) in 7th grade and just put up posters everywhere about how he would bring steam powered rail back. no other policy. hope you're doing well.
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giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra
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Still can't believe the entire campaign relied on people not googling "Tariff" and spending like a minute to read the definiton. "I'm going to introduce tariffs" as a campaign promise is LITERALLY saying "I'm going make the price of things even higher than they already are, for you (usamerican)"
He literally won by telling people to their faces that he's going to make inflation worse. Joke country.
#i remember explaining to a pro-trump coworker that tariffs are a very effective naval siege tactic because they are#economically devastating to put it mildly
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Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post
Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)
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