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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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One of my birds won grand champion at a local county fair 😁😂

This is Sierra Mist! He used to be a pullet but his ovary got damaged so he transed his gender

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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imagine being a cia guy who's been trying to set up bay of pigs 2 for the last ten years but now elon musk is cancelling it because he saw a line item called like "Promoting Political Engagement Among Cuban-Americans" and was like 'hmm, too Woke, scrap it' id overdose on the leftover mkultra drugs then and there

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“chuck mcgill devil may cry 3 boss battle”

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I love that some of my most popular comics on here are the ones about autism I love this autism website

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My son egg n his brother cheese

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get this an oscar

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ps5 brain monday

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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

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I ordered a custom crepe and it seems the chef approves of my design

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do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life

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I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.