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Me when I've just spent a week or so being digested by a dragon and my girlfriend shows up and saves me and the first thing she does is make me take a bath with her, touch me all over and show me full frontal

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paranoia triggers r so funny like "oooh a scary thing happened, time to put ur brain in the worst mode imaginable so you can respond to this threat as irrationally as possible"

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A fantasy dragon realizes it can acquire more gold and treasures by operating the realm's first Dragon owned bank from its lair. Its been extraordinarily effective as adventurers trust a dragon to guard their riches over traditional banks.

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hey i have some questions for capcom

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happy electric feel friday

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Ed and Mustang’s relationship is really funny because Ed thinks they’re in an equally-matched battle of wills and it’s a matter of time until his inevitable victory and Mustang thinks that it’s an unfair contest and also that he’s the winner and the truth of it is that both of them are losers because one of them is a thirty year old man in a years long feud with a teenager and the other one is a teenager whose second biggest preoccupation in life is getting one over on his boss

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Can I be so 100% honest rn every time I see someone like freaking out scandalized by sexual elements in horror I'm kind of just sitting here like Yeah dude I love combining the erotic and grotesque it's my favorite pastime. What do you mean "the writer's barely disguised fetish" are we supposed to be disguising it? I think the throat-fuck guy is perfect for directing the new alien movie. Get with it

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I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself

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idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers