xachery-apollo
xachery-apollo
things sometimes i guess
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xachery-apollo · 13 minutes ago
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You can only wear the two randomly assigned colors* for the rest of your life, ( trying to wear any other colors the items will change to one of the two other colors) how do you feel?
*Different tones/shades of the randomly chosen colors are allowed. Pastel, neon, etc. will also fall under the base color and are therefore allowed.
Spin the wheel to find out which colors you must wear
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xachery-apollo · 1 hour ago
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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
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xachery-apollo · 14 hours ago
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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there
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xachery-apollo · 14 hours ago
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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!
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xachery-apollo · 17 hours ago
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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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xachery-apollo · 17 hours ago
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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
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xachery-apollo · 2 days ago
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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
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xachery-apollo · 4 days ago
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these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively
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xachery-apollo · 5 days ago
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A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
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xachery-apollo · 6 days ago
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xachery-apollo · 7 days ago
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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xachery-apollo · 7 days ago
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tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts
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xachery-apollo · 10 days ago
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when your son gets locked up
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xachery-apollo · 11 days ago
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Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it
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xachery-apollo · 11 days ago
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Hugely curious about the stats of this. I'm testing a theory. Elaborate in the tags if you please.
Please reblog!
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xachery-apollo · 11 days ago
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I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling
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xachery-apollo · 14 days ago
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