x4stormwing

[x4stormwing]

This is my boy Drew he’s real cool. Yeah he’s into Team Fortress 2 sfm porn and cultivating perennial plants. Hm? I said perennial plants. Like plants that come back every year. Wh—are you… Hold on. Are you bigoted?

[x4stormwing]

I heard about what happened.

It won't be Ice Spice next time. ✈️

(; O_O) HEY WHAT-

Wait a minute, that plane-

WINGMAN IS THAT YOU I SWEAR-

[x4stormwing]

*you hear an unmistakably familiar rhythmic tapping on your window, interrupted by the shattering of glass*

*a lush "offering" of spinach is then chucked through the now broken window. the visitor then leaves, followed by the sound of quick, heavy footsteps*

🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

(¬_¬")

*She isn't pleased to be receiving a gift from him of all people, and that's gonna be a mess to clean when she's back to normal...*

*But she appreciates the snack nonetheless.*

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